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1. Abraham Lincoln - U.S. President

2. Jesus Christ - life is the basis for Christianity

3. Ronald Reagan - U.S. President

4. Winston Churchill - British Prime Minister

5. Albert Einstein - physicist

6. George Washington - U.S. President, General

7. John Fitzgerald Kennedy - U.S. President

8. Thomas Jefferson - U.S. Vice President, U.S. President

9. William Shakespeare - Poet, Playwright

10. Julia Child - Television personality, journalist, chef

11. Newt Gingrich - U.S. Representative

12. John Lennon - Songwriter, Singer

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1 posted on 11/18/2011 4:27:43 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
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This "Newt picks who he'd like to have dinner with" article made me think of....

"The most interesting man in the world" commericial.

"His words carry a weight that would break a less interesting man's jaw."
"He's a lover, not a fighter; but he's also a fighter, so don't get any ideas."
"He is the life of parties he has never attended."
"His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man's entire body."
"He can speak French... in Russian."
"He once punched a magician. That's right. You heard me."
"If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the strong urge to thank him."
"If he patted you on the back, you would put it on your resume."
"He once taught a dog to bark... in Spanish."
"He bowls overhanded."
"Sharks have a week dedicated to him."
"He lives vicariously... through himself."
"He once had an awkward moment, just to see what it felt like."
"When in Rome, they do as he does."

2 posted on 11/18/2011 4:32:47 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

So he would invite himself?


3 posted on 11/18/2011 4:33:16 AM PST by humblegunner (The kinder, gentler version...)
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10. Julia Child - Television personality, journalist, chef WWII OSS Operative, China/Burma/India Theater
4 posted on 11/18/2011 4:34:31 AM PST by tanknetter
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

If Jim Thompson's not on the list it's not a dinner party ...
it's just a wine and cheeser.

8 posted on 11/18/2011 4:46:48 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

Only one politician?


10 posted on 11/18/2011 4:49:51 AM PST by samtheman
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

Would love to see obama’s list of marxist he’d love to dine with.


11 posted on 11/18/2011 4:53:55 AM PST by swampfox101
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

Darwin would be boring at a dinner party. He’d spend the whole evening grouping items in the bread basket by size and color.


15 posted on 11/18/2011 4:58:17 AM PST by 6SJ7 (Meh!)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

Last, but not least, because we've ALWAYS been able to trust the NY Times....

I dare say that Gingrich either KNOWS or DOES NOT KNOW what Darwin taught, and what that implies. Either possibility is frightening.

17 posted on 11/18/2011 5:01:57 AM PST by fishtank (The denial of original sin is the root of liberalism.)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
me?
19 posted on 11/18/2011 5:09:59 AM PST by God luvs America (63.5million pay no federal income tax then vote demoKrat)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
That's a fun game. My list would be different. I'd have James Madison, so I could debate him on the Constitution based on everything that's happened.

Then I'd have Cleopatra.

Then I'd have three big goons to keep my wife away. lol

kidding!

25 posted on 11/18/2011 5:46:16 AM PST by Huck (Not sure if I can pick one.)
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Actually, a dinner party is kinda lame. I'd want to hang out with one of my childhood heros, Ronnie Van Zant. But not at a damn dinner party. We'd go bass fishing.
26 posted on 11/18/2011 5:48:52 AM PST by Huck (Not sure if I can pick one.)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
..the days of having the Lord as merely a dinner guest are long gone--only someone unfamiliar with who He really is would play such an academic mindgame

Steve Allen's "Meeting of the Minds" had Darwin, but never dared go there...

27 posted on 11/18/2011 5:49:08 AM PST by WalterSkinner ( In Memory of My Father--WWII Vet and Patriot 1926-2007)
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No matter who else I invited, I'd have Charles Manson there just to listen to his gibberish and watch him freak out everybody else.

"I hear you Mister Winston Churchill but you CANNOT inhabit my mind... which is circular... and your potentialisms can visit but they are not welcome to stay. No! I don't need anymore wine, Charles Darwin!! I know about the vestibules of your particular genus! My inner sanctum has eeeevolved and is safe from your penetrations of degeneration!!"

29 posted on 11/18/2011 5:58:58 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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All of his picks are dead. That would make for an awkward (and very quiet) dinner party. They did say living or dead, but I think I’d stick with inviting all living, as having corpses brought in would make the living guests more uncomfortable.


35 posted on 11/18/2011 6:22:39 AM PST by cizinec ("Brother, your best friend ain't your Momma, it's the Field Artillery.")
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