Posted on 11/14/2011 8:39:31 PM PST by presidio9
” Honey, you have no career. “
Not true!
She graduated from the Paris Hilton Graduate School of Airheadology “
And you are a vulgar, big tittied, two-faced hypocrite.
” But does she have Herpes like Paris Hilton does? “
Only her hairdresser knows for sure..
Letterman is the same as every other comedian who dips into politics for material: It made him lazy. Initially he could get a cheap laugh with an observation that the audience believed to be true and he was hip, maybe even edgy. It worked, because he was incorporating it into a routine that had him doing all sorts of things that no one else was doing, like bringing inappropriate people out for an interview, or throwing watermelons off of roof tops. Fifteen years later, people are sick of the watermelons, and him adjusting his colar, and all he’s got left (no pun intended) are the same tired Palin/Cheney/Trump schtick. A good sign of this type of comedian’s true effectiveness is the applause vs. laughter ration. It is hard to force a laugh sitting in an audience for an hour. Big swinging dicks like Letterman have people who are actually funny open for them and warm up the crowd before the show, but that only goes so far. The liberals in the audience agree with everything he’s saying, but its not really funny, so they get tired of forcing a laugh. The solution is to clap instead, to be polite (and so you can’t hear crickets chirping). Plus there are huge “APPLAUSE” signs you can’t see on TV. Next time you do watch Letterman, listen to how many of his lame political jokes still get a laugh. Especially as the program moves into the second half hour.
The longer this drags on, the closer we get to the moment where the press actually hits him with the supposed "scandal" that ended his first marriage, and the Congressional ethics sanctions (which will ending up sounding very familiar to Palinites). The msm, and even the conservative media has been alluding to them for years now, but even the majority on this website don't seem to know the true stories. So when we get to that moment, and Newt gets to explain himself, I have a feeling that virtually all of the non-liberal electorate is going to say "That's it???," and move on to selecting the man most qualified to right the economy, fix a broken congress, restore America to its rightful place in the world, and kick Obama's ass in a debate. And that is exactly what will happen unless we allow inconsequential political differences and litmus tests to default us into another establishment candidate.
And I would bet my career he’s not going to be our next nominee.I laughed out loud when I heard her say that.
Yeah, me too.
I haven’t had much time to spend on FR lately.
It is only the most ridiculous comments that motivate me to comment.
Somehow the Rinoette generates consistent reactions.
I wouldn't consider "Attention Whore" a viable career......
Now, Now
Megham is lining up young people to join the Republicans in droves,.... as soon as they start supporting abortion, same sex marriage, amnesty, occupy Wall Street, Obama's jobs plan, fat clueless white chicks on The View...
Megham McCain 2016!!
LOL!!
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