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Are you insane? My wife knows better than to go anywhere NEAR the remote.
That's right Lancey, my wife never touches my remote {eeerrrr, after I bought a smaller TV for my den, so I could have complete control [[unless she is in here cleaning the den, in which case I, of my own free will, give her temporary use]] and when she goes to the casino, I have free rein with either remote.
Heh, heh that just shows everyone who is the Captain of the USS Alaska and what happened to my strawberries?