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To: Lazamataz
Mr. Laz, I show before you (below) Exhibit A, where you contended back in April of this year that you were forsaking all "hitting it" and would no longer conduct yourself in such a fashion. I ask you hear and now, for the record and for all of FReeperdom to see and hear from your own mouth (er, fingers), have you or have you not in fact continued "hitting it" since making this statement in April?

Lazamataz Vows Celibacy

By Lazamataz
Posted on Friday, April 01, 2011 6:57:48 AM by Lazamataz

Yes, everyone. You have heard me correctly. I have come to realize that casual sex with various women is sinful and wrong. It is lustful and lascivious, and I have decided that in my turn towards rightous living, that I must stop 'Hitting It'.

Expect no more comments of 'I'd hit it'. Expect no more flirting with cute freeperettes. Expect no more comments about pretty women's pictures.

Women have become more than sex objects to me. They are whole and wholesome Children of God, and I have come to the understanding that to treat them as amusement parks is degrading to both them and me.

We await your response. - OB1

147 posted on 11/04/2011 9:10:47 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and pay the penalty. - Prov 22:3)
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To: Lazamataz; OB1kNOb

As your attorney of record, Laz, I advise you not to respond. Cite the nondisclosure agreement and move on.


178 posted on 11/04/2011 9:27:40 AM PDT by MHGinTN (Some, believing they can't be deceived, it's nigh impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
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To: OB1kNOb

awesome find...(g)


187 posted on 11/04/2011 9:31:44 AM PDT by ken5050 (Cain/Gingrich 2012!!! because sharing a couch with Pelosi is NOT the same as sharing a bed with her)
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To: OB1kNOb

awesome find...(g)


188 posted on 11/04/2011 9:31:48 AM PDT by ken5050 (Cain/Gingrich 2012!!! because sharing a couch with Pelosi is NOT the same as sharing a bed with her)
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To: OB1kNOb

Posted April 1st, of course.

I remember that thread.


200 posted on 11/04/2011 9:40:52 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
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To: OB1kNOb
Posted on Friday, April 01, 2011 6:57:48 AM by Lazamataz

April Fools Day


252 posted on 11/04/2011 10:46:55 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Dear God, thanks for the rain, but please let it rain more in Texas. Amen.)
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