Lazamataz Vows Celibacy
By Lazamataz
Posted on Friday, April 01, 2011 6:57:48 AM by Lazamataz
Yes, everyone. You have heard me correctly. I have come to realize that casual sex with various women is sinful and wrong. It is lustful and lascivious, and I have decided that in my turn towards rightous living, that I must stop 'Hitting It'.
Expect no more comments of 'I'd hit it'. Expect no more flirting with cute freeperettes. Expect no more comments about pretty women's pictures.
Women have become more than sex objects to me. They are whole and wholesome Children of God, and I have come to the understanding that to treat them as amusement parks is degrading to both them and me.
We await your response. - OB1
As your attorney of record, Laz, I advise you not to respond. Cite the nondisclosure agreement and move on.
awesome find...(g)
awesome find...(g)
Posted April 1st, of course.
I remember that thread.
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