[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Stop it you’ll make me cry.

Oh dear.

:consults employee handbook:

:Pats shoulder comfortingly:

There there.

There there

:consults handbook again:

There there

Would you....

:Pause. Turns page:

Like to talk about it?

[TChad]

Pats shoulder comfortingly

BATTERY!

Time to replace that employee handbook.

[writer33]

LOL! Good stuff, HTB.