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DUmmie FUnnies 10-27-11 ("Occupy Yourself Movement on Oct 28th 2011")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 27, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 10/27/2011 10:24:10 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson

THE DAY WHEN EVERYTHING FINALLY CHANGED! The DUmmies have had a number of these over the years. Somehow, though, whatever that day is, it comes and goes, and everything seems not to have changed all that much.

This time, however--THIS TIME--it will be different! This truly will be THE Day! Tomorrow, in fact! We will bring those corporate muthaf***as TO THEIR KNEES! They will BEG us for mercy! And will we give them any? NOOO! We will BURY you, you capitalist corporatist pigs!!

How, you ask? Simple. By not doing anything. But, you say, most DUmmies ALREADY do nothing. And you would be correct. However, this time, this Friday, we will do a LOT of nothing, more nothing than ever before. And that will show them, those dirty rotten corporations!

It's a movement! And if it's a movement, you KNOW it's important! As we see here in this THREAD, "Occupy Yourself Movement on Oct 28th 2011."

So let us now occupy ourselves with the DUmmies, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, wondering if Wee Willie Pitt will be occupying himself by visiting his pal Scott "the Inspector" Ritter in prison, is in the [brackets]:

#Occupy Yourself Movement on Oct 28th 2011

[Why, that's tomorrow! Pray, tell us more . . .]

The Occupy movements around the country and the world are garnering overwhelming support from the general populace.

[99% of 1% of the general populace support it! W00t!]

While not everyone has the means to physically participate . . .

[Translation: While most of you progs are too lazy to get off your butts and get out there and stand with the protesters . . .]

there is much we can do on a collective level to help bring our point home to global corporate interests.

[And that "point" is. . . ? I'm not sure you have a point, actually, other than you don't like that some people make more money than you do and you don't like to pay for things.]

In this spirit, many of us seek non-violent ways of demonstrating our repulsion at the vast control these corporations have garnered while infringing on our civil rights as they wage their global destruction on all that is true and fair.

[ALL THAT IS TRUE AND FAIR! They're waging DESTRUCTION on it! GLOBAL destruction! Oh God! Oh Gaia! I WEEP as they DESTROY all that is true and fair! Somebody stop them!! . . . Wait! WE are the ones we have been waiting for! WE can stop them! Yes! For All That Is True and Fair!!!]

It is one thing to stand in a man’s front yard to demonstrate your dislike for his conduct . . .

[Or, like when you're smashed from drinking too much, you know, and you just gotta take a pee somewhere, so you go, like, stand in some random guy's front yard . . .]

but another thing altogether to refuse to participate in the system from which he gains his resources for power.

[DO NOTHING TO POWER!]

In this light, we have choosen a date for the following activities (or non-activity, as it were):

[DUNAC! DUNAC!]

1) A 24 hour television blackout where all participants willfully keep their tubes turned off.

[Tie your tubes! Just say no to those MSNBC corporate stooges like Sergeant Schultz, Lawrence of Insania, and Rachel Mancow!]

2) A 24 hour retail boycott . . .

[24 non-business hours.]

where all participants agree to refrain from buying any merchandise . . .

[Not One D*mn DUmmie Day!]

. . . not directly associated with basic needs, such as food and medicine.

[Doritos and pot are OK.]

3) A 24 hour employment walkout where participants refuse to attend work . . .

[No problem! Most DUmmies refuse to attend work anyways!]

4) It has been suggested and bears repeating, all bank accounts that are not absolutely necessary should be closed.

[Unbank it!]

A momentum is occurring
People are uniting across the world
They are sending a message
The next step is fast approaching

[An excuse is occurring
People like me are too lazy to go to the protests
I am needing a day off
The next step is to stop doing stuff]

On Oct 28th 2011 WE SHUT THE SYSTEM DOWN.

[SHUT IT DOWN! DOWN WITH THE SYSTEM! DOWN WITH DOING STUFF!]

We step out of the system and step back into ourselves.

[Is that you, Rod Serling?]

Turn off all lights

[Even my black light and my lava lamp?]

Unplug all electrical devices

[DUmmies Unplugged.]

Abstain from using TV, radio and internet or phone.

[Shut DUmmieland down!]

Abstain from making any purchase of any kind

[And no donations to $kimmer!]

Choose that morning to cancel any services you feel you no longer need

[Like showers.]

That morning call in sick to work

[Work?]

Do NOTHING that generates money into THE SYSTEM.

[Do NOTHING! In other words, keep doing what you're doing!]

We will send a message
We will unite

[We will stay on mattress
We will sleep]

Read a book

[How about that one by William Rivers Pitt and Scott Ritter?]

Meditate

[Medicate]

Play

[But only with yourself. Play with yourself.]

Sing

[Great idea! Let's get a head start on that, shall we?]

THAT'S A DUMMIE
Tune: "That's Amore"

When the Moonbats go wild
With the sh*t that they've piled,
That's a DUmmie.
When they've plain lost their heads
Like they've gone off their meds,
That's a DUmmie.

Hopes will fly,
Soaring to the sky, rising way up high
Like a giant sequoia.
Hands will wring--
What a ding-a-ling, what a ding-a-ling--
And you'll think, "Paranoia."

When the "F" words flow free
Just like on MTV,
That's a DUmmie.
When they march in the street
Without leaving their seat,
You're in luck:

Those aren't Rovian plants,
They're just Ants in their rants,
And they're FUnnie!
For a laugh and a half
Reading each paragraph--
That's a DUmmie!

[Now back to the list of things to do on Friday instead of doing things . . .]

Dance
Create

[Maybe form a drum circle with yourself. Become a DRUmmie.]

Frolic in nature
Love

[benburch loves to frolic au naturel.]

On Oct 28th 2011
Step out of the system and get back to yourself
Spread the word!
SHUT IT ALL DOWN!

[SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT. . . .]

[OK, so it seems that many of DUmmies {cough *Pitt*} have not been able, for some reason or other, to get out there and stand shoulder-to-shoulder with their sisters and brothers in the trenches, in the front lines. But surely THIS, this they CAN do, and with ease! And it will bring the corporations TO THEIR KNEES! So simple. It requires, literally, doing nothing. So simple, yet so devastating to those greedy b*st*rds! So I'm sure ALL the not-at-Wall-Street DUmmies, every man jack of them, will at least be willing to occupy THEMSELVES! And it's only for one day! Let's see now the rush to participate . . .]

But it's my birthday!!!

[Such commitment to the Cause!!!]

ME TOO!

[Can I see your birth certificate?]

It's my m-i-l's 85th birthday that day

[Say, you know, I think I have a cousin in Toledo celebrating his fifth month of sobriety that day. So I'd say that's a legitimate excuse for my not participating.]

I am going to bet right now that this will fall flat on its face.

[Well, sure. The old lady's going to be 85, for goodness' sakes! How many of her friends can be left? And what are you going to do for party games? Spin the pill bottle? Wheelchair races? Of course it's going to fall flat!]

People have jobs and no time. They aren't going to give the boss an excuse to fire them.

[No! Tell your capitalist boss to take that job and shove it! That'll bring him to his knees!]

They need to shop when they have a minute, and baby's diapers, Grampa's heart medicine, and those darn groceries are not going to magically appear if there's something you need to go buy on one lousy day.

[OK, so you stock up a little extra the day before or the day after. But on the 28th, when we DON'T shop, THAT will make the difference! It will break the backs of those evil corporations! Think of benburch going without his favorite diaper for a day! Diaper corporations will literally be soiling themselves as they tremble in fear!]

If there are any sports events on TV (e.g. the Canadiens are playing the Bruins that night), fuggedaboutit. People like their sports, they don't want to do yoga all the live-long day.

[Not me, brother! I PROMISE, if the Cardinals lose Game 6 tonight, I will NOT watch Game 7 tomorrow!]

The Bill Maher fans won't want to miss REAL TIME.

[All five of them.]

a meaningless display of faux righteousness that in the end means nothing. Are you seriously telling me that buying Granny's medications on the 29th instead of the 28th will make a real difference? . . . It's a stupid idea, to put it bluntly. It won't make a difference, because everyone will lie and say they did it, but in reality they'll just go about their business as they always do.

[DUmmie MADem, for that Brief Moment of Mental Clarity®, we will send you a Kewpie Doll! Just not tomorrow.]

Bank Run and General Strike, thanks, but no thanks. Like that's gonna happen.

[Another doubter! What is WRONG with you people!]

Occupy yourself? Doesn't that make you blind?

[There are none so blind as those who will not occupy themselves.]

I will participate in another national strike. Fully aware that's just me.

[But "me" is none other than . . . NADIN BRZEZINSKI!! Yes, Know-it-all Nadin is getting behind this movement! This will be the tipping point!]

The day after my birthday.

[Does this mean--does this mean Nadin's birthday is . . . October 27th? Like, TODAY?? HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NADS! A glass of triage milk with you!]

Ride a bike. It's good for you. It denies the oil companies of income. It does not emit exhaust into our precious air.

[And it does not pollute our precious bodily fluids.]

I'll participate. Be ready for a much more publicized, comprehensive, and widespread similar event date to be announced.

[The Day When Everything Finally Changed, v. 47.2. We'll keep doing this till we get it right.]


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My daughter Anna's 16th birthday is Saturday, and she's having her big party tomorrow night. Plus, it might be Game 7 of the World Series. So, sorry DUmmies, DRUmmies, and OYMies, I'll be too busy to do nothing!

Oh, and let's all be sure to wish DUmmie of the Year frontrunner NADIN BRZEZINSKI a happy birthday TODAY!

1 posted on 10/27/2011 10:24:16 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...
PING!


2 posted on 10/27/2011 10:29:27 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUNAC! DUNAC!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top Ten :)


3 posted on 10/27/2011 10:32:07 AM PDT by comet13 (Life is but a walking shadow....)
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To: PJ-Comix; All

4 posted on 10/27/2011 10:32:21 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUNAC! DUNAC!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

My response to the liberal socialist OWS idiots:

Go Occupy Yourselves. (you can guess what is meant by “occupy”)


5 posted on 10/27/2011 10:34:22 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I will participate in another national strike. Fully aware that's just me.

Okay, either Nadin isn't aware enough to realize that if it's just her, then it isn't a national strike, or, she's aware of it, but labors under the perception that she is important enough for her lone act of defiance to count as nation wide.

Honestly, it's a toss-up. I can see this one going either way...

6 posted on 10/27/2011 10:39:28 AM PDT by kevkrom (This space for rent.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

7 posted on 10/27/2011 10:42:41 AM PDT by listenhillary (Look your representatives in the eye and ask if they intend to pay off the debt. They will look away)
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To: Charles Henrickson
#Occupy Yourself

Well, at least they're picking a decidedly vacant space for this event.

8 posted on 10/27/2011 10:43:56 AM PDT by kevkrom (This space for rent.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10?

Don’t forget the nationwide GENERAL STRIKE on November 2!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2193229


9 posted on 10/27/2011 10:47:36 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops. -- Mortimer Brewster)
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To: kevkrom; Ballygrl; franksolich
if it's just her, then it isn't a national strike, or, she's aware of it, but labors under the perception that she is important enough for her lone act of defiance to count as nation wide.

The latter. A nadinal strike IS a national strike in importance. Think of all the bottled water that won't be bought.

10 posted on 10/27/2011 10:48:39 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUNAC! DUNAC!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
The Occupy movements around the country and the world are garnering overwhelming support from the general populace.

[99% of 1% of the general populace support it! W00t!]

Even the mayor of liberal Austin is getting ready to toss the occupy movement on its face. So much for support.


Abstain from using TV, radio and internet or phone

[Shut DUmmieland down!]

But how are the DUmmies going to post their experience to the DUmp?


But it's my birthday!!!

[Such commitment to the Cause!!!]

Occupy my birthday!!!


I will participate in another national strike. Fully aware that's just me.

[But "me" is none other than . . . NADIN BRZEZINSKI!! Yes, Know-it-all Nadin is getting behind this movement! This will be the tipping point!]

Participate in a strike from a car?? I guess I don't understand the DUmmies at all.

11 posted on 10/27/2011 10:48:45 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Dear God, thanks for the rain, but please let it rain more in Texas. Amen.)
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I like the idea of a national not-go-to-work day.

Why not take a paid day off and find an employer who needs a temp for the day?

I could use some extra money.

12 posted on 10/27/2011 10:52:15 AM PDT by GSWarrior (Click HERE to read the entire post.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

An “Occupy This” Top 20 post


13 posted on 10/27/2011 10:53:07 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (Free TOTUS)
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To: Arrowhead1952; Ballygrl; franksolich; PJ-Comix
Participate in a strike from a car??

You're mixing up Know-it-all Nadin with Bobo the Hobo. Bobo lives in the back of a Buick in Denver. Nutcase Nadin lives in a yellow submarine/fallout shelter in San Diego.

14 posted on 10/27/2011 10:53:37 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUNAC! DUNAC!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

And Bobo the Hobo is a No-Show lately.


15 posted on 10/27/2011 11:00:24 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops. -- Mortimer Brewster)
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To: Charles Henrickson
You're mixing up Know-it-all Nadin with Bobo the Hobo.

Yup, I forgot that was Bobo. Nadin lives in a fallout shelter??

16 posted on 10/27/2011 11:02:44 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Dear God, thanks for the rain, but please let it rain more in Texas. Amen.)
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To: Arrowhead1952
Nadin lives in a fallout shelter??

Them pesky radioactive gas clouds from Japan, you know.

17 posted on 10/27/2011 11:06:14 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUNAC! DUNAC!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
People have jobs and no time. They aren't going to give the boss an excuse to fire them.

DUmmies got jobs and they are still LIBERALS?? I guess they are plain dumb!!

1) A 24 hour television blackout where all participants willfully keep their tubes turned off.

[Tie your tubes! Just say no to those MSNBC corporate stooges like Sergeant Schultz, Lawrence of Insania, and Rachel Mancow!]

I do that (boycott PMSNBC) anyway!!

If there are any sports events on TV (e.g. the Canadiens are playing the Bruins that night), fuggedaboutit. People like their sports, they don't want to do yoga all the live-long day.

[Not me, brother! I PROMISE, if the Cardinals lose Game 6 tonight, I will NOT watch Game 7 tomorrow!]

I won't either ...Go Texas!!

Ride a bike. It's good for you. It denies the oil companies of income. It does not emit exhaust into our precious air.

The Chinese will thank you for BUYING a bike...99% of bikes are made in China!!

18 posted on 10/27/2011 11:29:39 AM PDT by ExCTCitizen (Cain/West 2012....what would the RACISTS LIBERALS say???)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Has anybody noticed that most of the Occupiers have no Occupation?


19 posted on 10/27/2011 11:31:39 AM PDT by bigbob
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To: Charles Henrickson

Sounds like the perfect day to start my Christmas shopping!!

But......how do you call into work when you’re abstaining from using phones??


20 posted on 10/27/2011 11:35:44 AM PDT by Spirit of Liberty (http://www.honorflight.org/)
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