Meet the New Boss— Have you ever lived on the border? Probably not. So... I don’t know how to convince an overly paranoid gated community home owner with ADT Security service about the reality of the border.
Serious statement, even though I am being snarky.
It just doesn't make sense, as he has assured us! If only we had great minds like Rick Perry throughout the ages!
Rick Perry in 2011: The idea that you are going to build a wall, a fence for 1,200 miles, and then go 800 miles more to Tijuana, does not make sense.
Rick Perry in 1980: The idea that you are going to build a tunnel under the sea between England and France, does not make sense.
Rick Perry in 1963: The idea that you are going to send a man from the earth to the moon and back across that distance, does not make sense.
Rick Perry in 1944: The idea that you are going to send a fleet across the English Channel and land tens of thousands of men on shore on the other side, does not make sense.
Rick Perry in 1930: The idea that you are going to build a huge dam, in the middle of a river, does not make sense.
Rick Perry in 1904: The idea that you are going to dig a giant trench from the Atlantic to the Pacific for some sort of canal, does not make sense.
Rick Perry in 1903: The idea that you are going to fly through the air in some sort of flying machine does not make sense.
Rick Perry in 1860: The idea that you are going to build a railroad from the Atlantic to the Pacific, does not make sense.
Rick Perry in 1492: The idea that you are going to sail west across the ocean, does not make sense.
Rick Perry in 1400: The idea that you are going to build a long line of dikes to hold back the sea, does not make sense.
Rick Perry in 400 B.C.: The idea that you are going to build a wall on the border with Mongolia, does not make sense.
Rick Perry in Biblical times: The idea that you are going to build a giant ark, does not make sense.