DUmmie FUnnies 09-18-11 (Watch the DUmmies attack AttackWatch! Report them!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 18, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

[crazyhorse691]

I think they are on to me...I volunteered to be an organizer and I have not received an email in 36 hours...even after I ratted out a dozen subversives. And the truck from Wisconsin is no longer on my block!!!

[az_gila]

It's for people that want the Democrats to win, to get their information to go and fight the smears, hyperbole, exaggerations, speculations, lies, fabrications, nonsense, folk lore, deliberate character assassinations, omitted information, myths, falsehoods, propaganda, false impressions, Intellectual dishonesty, emailed bullshit, provocative claims, rumors, magnification, overstatements, statements from unnamed sources, overreactions, catastrophization, deceptions, spin, cognitive distortion, generalizations, vague sources, Media hackery, emotionally overvalued analysis, dramatization, theatricality, oversimplification, making mountains out of molehills, sky is falling predictions of doom, swiftboating garbage and insane, ridiculous or absurd claims.

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Sounds like the NYT to me...

[cripplecreek]

Proud to say that that poster was some of my work.

[Condor51]

How many watches would attackwatch attack if attackwatch could attack watches.

AttaaaaaackWatch!

[kevkrom]

My personal contributions to #AttackWatch:

@AttackWatch fact request: I forget, on Fridays do we blame Bush, @SarahPalinUSA, #TeaParty, or House #GOP? #attackwatch

@AttackWatch fact request: how do I map “tax and spend” to “hope and change”? Is it a 1-to-1 mapping, or more subtle? #attackwatch

#attackwatch Some idiot Senator said if Obama didn’t fix economy in 3 years he didn’t deserve re-election. Should Hoffa “take him out”?

Was losing argument with #teaparty neighbor, so I called her a racist. Forgot she was black. Awkward. #attackwatch

#ifyouloveme and #passthisbill — you know, this is starting to look mentally unstable. Should invoke 25th, but, jeez, Biden. #attackwatch

@AttackWatch fact request: Will Obama’s next Nobel Prize be for bombing Lybia or arming Mexican drug lords? #attackwatch #fastandfurious

@AttackWatch fact request: what are the window dimensions in the Oval Office. @SarahPalinUSA is shopping for drapes. #attackwatch

#attackwatch Sarah Palin is still roaming free and making sense. Why hasn’t she been stopped yet?

Someone’s saying my 3 years of high school Spanish means I don’t qualify for free assault weapons! Help! #attackwatch #fastandfurious

Is “cash for clunkers” still in operation? How much can we get trading in @BarackObama toward a President who actually works? #attackwatch

[kevkrom]

AttaaaaaackWatch!

Attack Watch "Commercial"

[COBOL2Java]

If Gladys Kravitz were alive today, she'd be an avid contributor to AttackWatch.com.

[Mercat]

In the 1940 British flick “Night Train to Munich” there’s a scene where a minor Nazi functionary says, “What a country.” The film spends an entire scene where the characters discuss where the emphasis should be and whether it’s a slam at Hitler. The minor functionary ends up being severely reprimanded and told to be very careful. After he leaves, his superior mutters under his breathe, “What a country indeed” making it clear that he thinks it is a horrible country. Good flick.

[Eagle of Liberty]

BTTT!

[andy58-in-nh]

[PJ-Comix]

Actually, we Freepers need to start showing SUPPORT for Obama. I am now noticing that liberals are suggesting that he NOT run for re-election because he will take both himself and the entire Democrat Party down with him next year. For that reason, we need to boost the morale of Obama who has been reported to be clinically depressed.

Buck up, Barack! Perhaps if you kick back a few Bukowski's brews you will feel better. Oh, and say hello to the faux bouncer pacing the pavement on your way out.

[Arrowhead1952]

My only question is will they be attacking the smears coming from all sides? I wouldn't be surprised if he ignored many of the left-wing ones. . . .

[Oh, don't be so sure! You better pull down the shade on that basement window there!]

A lot of the things I've seen on attackwatch.com are things the SRM ignored during the 2008 campaign. Like the 57 states thing.

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It's becoming a joke already. . . .

[So an AttackWatch, a DUmmie, and a Jewish rabbi walked into a bar. . . .]

It is a joke just like the entire 0 bummer administration.

[Charles Henrickson]

Was losing argument with #teaparty neighbor, so I called her a racist. Forgot she was black. Awkward. #attackwatch

#ifyouloveme and #passthisbill — you know, this is starting to look mentally unstable. Should invoke 25th, but, jeez, Biden. #attackwatch

+2

[Tigercap]

Here are a collection of some of the funniest tweets mocking #attackwatch.

http://tigercaponehundred.blogspot.com/2011/09/attackwatch-fun.html

[SparkyBass]

[CSM]

“it’s good Obama is starting to be tough with Republicans and calling their bullsh*t out, but that doesn’t mean he has to use violent(ish) rhetoric and have a creepy-ass website.”

WaaaWaaa, we just wish he would hide his fascism better!

[jjm2111]

LOL! very good.

[mojitojoe]

It sounds like the DUmmies don’t like the use of Alinsky’s rule #5. Nothing ever deserved ridicule more than attack watch. What moron dreamed that one up. I bet it was Big Fat Mo.

[GeronL]

It’s very good!