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To: Lakeshark
I'd vote for Montana for that, actually.

By the way, did you hear why they installed Astroturf at the Texas A&M football field?

...to keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime!

What's the difference between an Iowa State co-ed and the garbage?

...the garbage gets taken out twice a week!

Did you hear that scientists at the University of South Dakota have developed a new parachute?

...it opens on impact!

Did you hear they're moving the North Dakota State Fair this year?

...it's being held under the tree, in the building!

What do you call a Texan who graduated from college with a perfect 2.0 average?

..."Governor."

Cheers!

85 posted on 09/15/2011 7:50:08 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers

Do you know why it’s so windy in North Dakota?

It’s because Montana blows and Minnesota sucks! :-p


87 posted on 09/15/2011 7:56:40 PM PDT by upsdriver (to undo the damage the "intellectual elites" have done. . . . . Sarah Palin for President!)
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To: grey_whiskers
Pish, Montana is beautiful, I dare you to drive from Dallas through El Paso....

Great Iowa and Dakota jokes!

I wish your Texas joke wasn't so true.......What do you call the state whose governor got a D in economics? Texas.

88 posted on 09/15/2011 7:57:30 PM PDT by Lakeshark
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