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DUmmie FUnnies 08-25-11 (Know-it-all Nadin, the Master of Disaster, takes on quakes)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 25, 2011 | DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 08/25/2011 3:11:21 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

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To: Charles Henrickson

Nadin: "I knew that chair would fall over."

21 posted on 08/25/2011 4:29:02 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Roscoe Karns

Now THAT’S funny!


22 posted on 08/25/2011 4:29:56 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: cripplecreek

Most IBTP posters get in at 10 or lower. But your post ... is number eleven. Eleven ... you see that? It’s eleven, so it’s ... more... in’it?


23 posted on 08/25/2011 5:02:16 PM PDT by FredZarguna (It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.)
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24 posted on 08/25/2011 5:07:59 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin)
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To: Charles Henrickson
your main water main, potable water, runs side by side to your waste water... and at times they get cracked and it mixes

Ummmm...water mains have outbound pressure and sewage can't get into the supply line...

25 posted on 08/26/2011 9:11:01 AM PDT by TheGeezer
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To: Charles Henrickson

Dumbies will demand a new Federal Department of Terra In-firma Reform, complete with it’s own Cabinet-level Secretary and a 12% federal income surtax to pay for the few needed repairs..... to the homes of “The Pooohr”


26 posted on 08/26/2011 9:24:40 AM PDT by MindBender26 (Forget AMEX. Remember your Glock 27: Never Leave Home Without It!)
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...
Yay, we're back on the air! This DUFU was up for only a short time before FR went down, so I'm giving y'all a . . .

RE-PING!

So while you're getting caught up on this DUFU, I've got a new one in the works that will be up shortly.

27 posted on 08/26/2011 9:28:01 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Re-ping what you "So")
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To: Charles Henrickson
Also check your house for obvious cracks.

I'm torn... do I go for the obvious "crackpot" or "on crack" quip here, or should I try to make this a benburch joke?

28 posted on 08/26/2011 9:29:06 AM PDT by kevkrom (This space for rent.)
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To: mikrofon

LMAO!


29 posted on 08/26/2011 9:30:50 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Several things about this quake, and why we west coasters should NOT make fun

[But can we make fun of YOU, Nadin?]

But hey!! I made obummer miss a putt on his golf round.

30 posted on 08/26/2011 9:47:36 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Dear God, please let it rain in Texas. Amen.)
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To: TheGeezer
Yeah, like Nadine would know from engineering, or physics. A degree in Sociology is carefully plotted to avoid any math courses, or anything that would require math. Hence her fuzzy grasp on the physical world. All reality, all cause and effect, is predicated on "Feelings"

In the Democrat Reality, the Sun revolves around the Earth, because that "Feels" correct.

31 posted on 08/26/2011 10:17:03 AM PDT by jonascord (Politicians should be pelted with human manure, weekly, to remind them of their worth to society.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

What a freaking idiot... this is totally false:
“your main water main, potable water, runs side by side to your waste water... and at times they get cracked and it mixes.”

Where in the hell does he live? Some 3rd world country? Water lines are at least 12” above the waste line and at least a foot or more away. Water lines are under pressure. It would only mix ONLY if they turned the water off or there was a break in the main line before your house and they had to shut it down.


32 posted on 08/26/2011 10:19:03 AM PDT by mojitojoe (WH says potus didnÂ’t feel the earthquake. No worries. Another is scheduled for November 2012)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Nadin is an idiot. I bet he or she is disappointed that Irene can’t handle the land mass messing with her outflow bands. I doubt it will be much worse than a Northeaster. Compared to Andrew, Katrina, etc. Irene is a baby. The only reason they are making such a big deal out of this dying storm is because it may effect the NE coast.


33 posted on 08/26/2011 10:22:31 AM PDT by mojitojoe (WH says potus didnÂ’t feel the earthquake. No worries. Another is scheduled for November 2012)
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To: Charles Henrickson
2.- The west coast has this thing called Building Codes... we more or less build for this sh*t and for the most part can laugh it up when it is a six pointer...
Nadin. You're an idiot.

You wouldn't know a Building Code if it bit you in the ___ .

34 posted on 08/26/2011 11:45:27 AM PDT by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits [A.Einstein])
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To: Charles Henrickson
your main water main, potable water, runs side by side to your waste water... and at times they get cracked and it mixes.
Nadin. You're an idiot. But I repeat myself.

Water Mains, which are for potable water (drinking & washing stuff), and Waste Water Lines (poopy stuff pipes) DO NOT run side-by-side.

Wanna take a look at some Blueprints, Deary? I've got a couple hundred Plumbing Drawings I don't need. I could email you some.

35 posted on 08/26/2011 11:59:26 AM PDT by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits [A.Einstein])
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To: Charles Henrickson
Also check your house for obvious cracks.
And Nadin, you check your skull for cracks.
If you find any.. chances are it is not structural, still have it checked by an engineer. Be ready for after shocks.
And if YOU find any skull cracks, chance are your brain is leaking out and you'll die any minute. So forget a Doctor, but yeah, be ready for a SHOCK!

Brain Goo is icky stuff (medical terms).

36 posted on 08/26/2011 12:07:06 PM PDT by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits [A.Einstein])
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>Brain Goo is icky stuff (medical terms).

Don’t worry. Nadin doesn’t have any.


37 posted on 08/26/2011 9:43:24 PM PDT by Jacob Kell (George Lopez sucks the sweat off a dead man's huevo$)
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