See if they’ll send you a photo of themselves holding a loaf of bread while balancing a fish on their head to prove who they are.
I have no idea how my name has become entangled in this situation of which you have notified me. But I will be glad to do anything to help you catch these foreign devils. I will send you copies of any Identification papers you need because I wish to help you in your efforts to keep our wonderful homeland safe from these outsiders.
My wife however is very suspicious and tells me I must be certain that I am dealing with a real FBI agent. She claims if you are a real FBI Agent you will have a government issued picture of our President Barrack Obama in your office. She will let me send you my Identity papers and other such documents you need if you send us a picture of yourself holding President Obama’s picture and to make sure it is a recent picture of you she wants you to hold a banana in your other hand. (She feels a picture of this type would be unusual enough to certify it is a recent picture.)
If such is OK with you send this picture immediately via email and I will gather up my identity papers while I wait for your reply.
Yours Truly
Byron Alistair Stanley Tour’d