Posted on 08/12/2011 6:00:44 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
OK FReepers we may have Hugh and Series situation here! I received this email just afew moments ago and I need help in deciding what to do!
Here is the email and its from the VERY OFFICIAL EMAIL address: agentjohnedwar2@globomail.com
Federal Bureau Of InvestigationIntelligence Field Unit
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington , D.C.
Urgent Attention:
I am special Agent John Edward from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) intelligence unit; we have just intercepted (2) trunk boxes at JFK airport New York , we are on the verge of moving them to our bureau head quarters. We started monitoring and checkmating movement of consignments after the killing of Al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden, many people are virtually involve in sponsorship of terrorism knowingly and unknowingly since they participate in unsolicited and security unchecked transactions which sometimes the aftermath effect of unclaimed funds becomes wheel power for terrorist sponsorship.
We have scanned those two trunk boxes and discovered the value is $5.7 Million Dollars and the backup document bears your name as the receiver of the money contained in the boxes and your email address is on the delivery manifest booklet plastered on the two trunk boxes , investigations / interrogation carried out on the diplomat that accompanied the boxes into the united states has it that he was to deliver this funds to your residence as payment which was due to you as unpaid lottery .Our priorities are tactically stated below. Some people have been victimizing over the years but our inception has corrected worst crime situations in and outside American.
Protect the United States and the rest of the world from terrorist attacks (see counter-terrorism);Protect the United States against foreign intelligence operations and espionage (see counter-intelligence); Protect the United States against cyber-based attacks and high-technology crimes (see cyber-warfare); Combat public corruption at all levels;
Protect civil rights; Combat transnational/national criminal organizations and enterprises (see organized crime); Combat major white-collar crime; Combat significant violent crime; Support federal, state, local and international partners;
We checked all legal documents in the boxes, and were about to release the consignments to the diplomat, when we found out that the boxes lack two very important documents Legal Clearance Certificate and Fund Ownership Certificate which as a result, the boxes was kept under security vault until you provide those required compulsory demanded due process documents According to section 229 subsection 31 of the 1991 constitution in tax payment, your consignment lacks proof of ownership certificate and legal clearance certificate from the joint team of the IRS and homeland security, and there for, you must contact us for direction and advise on how to procure the certificates, so that you can be relieved of the charges of evading tax and consignment abandonment which is a punishable offense under section 12 subsection 441 of constitution on tax evasion and unsolicited movement of consignments to any country all over the world.
You are required within the next 72hours to secure those above mentioned certificates or face the legal consequence defined for such delivery infringement, to avoid interrogation and prosecution in the court of law for money laundry and sponsorship of terrorism. We have investigative jurisdiction over every crime both in and outside United States . Also, you must not contact any other bank or persons in Nigeria , the United Kingdom or any part of the world for any payment, because your payment is presently under our custody here in United States of America . Please don’t respond to any FBI message without this security code (FBI/WOR/CMM). We shall direct you on the process of who to contact after extensive investigation.
Yours in service
Agent John Edward,
Regional Director
Federal Bureau Of Investigation
Intelligence Field Unit
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, Nw Washington , D.C.
20535-0001, USA
I know many of you will have some very interesting ideas on what I should do.
The FBI would not make initial contact with you via email, EVER.
The FBI has offices and/or agents all over the country and would know where to find you and contact you personally.
Ignore it.
Dear Agent Edwards, Of course I love pizza but I am allergic to pineapple. Yours, (Mad Dawgg)
LMAO
Troll and spam on FR much?
=8-)
Yes, you do.
“Oh George. Not the livestock!”
I replied to the original message with the following:
Dear Agent Edward,Here is the reply I got:
I have no idea how my name has become entangled in this situation of which you have notified me. But I will be glad to do anything to help you catch these foreign devils. I will send you copies of any Identification papers you need because I wish to help you in your efforts to keep our wonderful homeland safe from these outsiders.My wife however is very suspicious and tells me I must be certain that I am dealing with a real FBI agent. She claims if you are a real FBI Agent you will have a government issued picture of our President Barrack Obama in your office. She will let me send you my Identity papers and other such documents you need if you send us a picture of yourself holding President Obama’s picture and to make sure it is a recent picture of you she wants you to hold a banana in your other hand. (She feels a picture of this type would be unusual enough to certify it is a recent picture.)
If such is OK with you send this picture immediately via email and I will gather up my identity papers while I wait for your reply.
Yours Truly
Byron Alistair Stanley Tour’d
Federal Bureau Of Investigation
Intelligence Field Unit
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C.Urgent
Attn Byron Alistair Stanley
Your email message was received, and you must know that your consignment has already been taken to our storage vault, pending when you get the required certificates for the release of two trunk boxes under our security abode. We cover both deliveries of those living in United States and outside, our security law covers generality of this matter, and we operate everywhere.The consignments in question is part of your benefiting inheritance accrued from different payments as it is stated on the delivery invoice manifest booklet recovered from the diplomat who wanted to abscond with your funds before he was apprehended by our secret intelligent officers on a surveillance alert . Yourconsignments will experience legal clearance processes before green light can be granted for its release to you as mandated by the white house.
To get this resolved and your consignment legally released for delivery to your residence. You are requested to provide the fund Ownership Certificate and International Legal clearance for the money contained in this boxes which you are to obtain with the assistance of the director of our legal office who will be working with you to make sure that you get the required certificates. You are required to this memo within the next 72hours, to avoid interrogation and prosecution in the court of law for money Laundry and other sundries. You have the choice to safe yourself from legal onslaught or wait for the outcome of this matter since we have evidence to prosecute this matter to any competent court of law. You have to understand the legal implications of consignment abandonment on United States soil with the recent threat from terrorist to stage retaliation mission over the killing of there head man. We have mounted serious security to checkmate fraud and scam by some people leaving here in the U S A and outside .It will be better you comply with our instructions because the end of this matter will put you in inerasable state. We have cross check this transactions and it lacks those two required documents, don’t waste our time here if only you know the legal manumit of this issue. You have the choice to follow our instructions or wait for the next line of action. The very heart of FBI operations lies in our investigations—which serve, as our mission states, "to protect and defend the United States against terrorist and foreign intelligence threats and to enforce the criminal laws of the United States." We currently have jurisdiction over violations of more than 200 categories of federal law. We protect the world at large to avoid violation of human rights. this matter has nothing to do with scam so your total adherance will help you than refusal which will cause you Unforgettable memory in jail. follow our instructions and dont give us other on who to contact, we have told you who to contact and secure those required clerance documents, the delivery information is on your name with your email address placed in it. you should urgently contact the lawyer to secure those two certificates to avoid security prosecution of your person within the time frame mentioned on this matter. you have 72hours mandate to conclude this matter as we presumed you are law abiding citizen that would not want to jeopardize the rule of law in fighting consignment abandonment on united states soil
His contact information is:
Name: Mr. Aaron Whitaker
Email:Whitaker.A@**********NB-- you have to choose between security the certificates here in United States with the sum of $1,850 dollars or in West Africa with the sum of $1,250 dollars. Contact the lawyer on the one you prefers and he will provide you with information on how to observe the fee. We need this certificate within 72hours. You have the choice to appear in court incase if you think is child’s play. I will advice you to send him an email immediately and ask him how you can pay and secure two required certificates. Also, make sure you work only with the above attorney on your consignment release matter. We have approved him after thorough investigation of his transparency in handling civil matters. contact him only to inform him to give you informations on how to observe the option you choose and give him what ever information he might require to secure those certificates.
Yours in service
Agent John Edward
Regional Director
Federal Bureau Of Investigation
Intelligence Field Unit
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, Nw Washington, D.C.
20535-0001, USA
Thanks for the ping. I sincerely hope you remain “safe from legal onslaught”! ;’)
OK, 419 scam buster USA. I doubt if you will ever top “The Great 419 Penis Caper” at the 419 Eater sight. Its an Oscar winning Comedy”. Scroll down to the second list on the page, you will find it there.
http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm
Go get’em and keep us posted, I’m sure as a group we can really mess with their heads.
So the reply to the reply should be.. Sir thanks you very much but my toilet is in perfect working order. I suggest you contact 1600 Pennsylvania ave Washington DC about theirs. They are much more familiar with African traditions than I.
Regards
Maj Gen Rufus Bogart
Commander 7th Royal Tank Regiment
Wow! That guy demonstrates that he must be Amish, based on his command of the English language!
Perhaps he has had one too many.
Just thinking about that cracks me up big time. :-)
You’ve got them hooked. You need to play them some more with more ridiculous but sincere sounding requests. These guys will get extremely agitated and respond with increasingly bizarre threats. I’ve messed with these scammers heads before and it’s a hoot.
Since the West Africa address is $600 cheaper, I’d definitely send my money there. So, what are you gonna do with those millions?
The sad thing is that I suspect there are people that are actually taken in on this. You would have to be very devoid of mental capacity to fall for this stuff. I assume it is mostly the elderly and Obama supporters.
Geez it sure looks legit to me. ;-)
I am working with photoshop right now on some very juicy bait!
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