Well, I'm bored, so I take a chance on a guess.
It's a real news story, but the reporter skipped over the grist of the details so as to not alarm the public about the impending societal collapse?
In other news, according to the article: 5 employees are accused of Time Card Fraud (padding the paycheck?). All 5 are on Paid Leave (!) while the investigation continues.
Schweet! Paid time off and additional pay! Who cares, it's only that free stuff, with dollar signs, that miracuously falls from the sky right into the city's coffers. An act of God.
John and Ken (of KFI) would be into this but they are investigating the Fullerton PD.
http://www.johnandkenshow.com/