[Talisker]

Don’t you have a nearby 12-15 year old who needs money and has access to his Dad’s mower? Or does that America no longer exist?

Mi tío puede dejar un cortacéspedes de césped en cinco minutos y lo haré en su patio a mitad de precio, señor.

[freedumb2003]

If he can do that in 10 minutes, use your phone to get a pic of his Green Card and stand back with a weekend beer in hand...