Posted on 07/15/2011 7:42:46 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
PING!
OMG!! In before 10. Will never happen again!
Now to read...
Top 10 again (as usual)
6?
7?
Meanwhile Obama has $30 Billion for the Libyan rebels
So THAT’s you do it .. post, then read.
Too many threads/posters like that ;)
Ahh..forgive me. I only do that on DUFunnies..I’m usually in before 50...or 60. Ususally after the thread has died .I’m not on the internet everyday, and sometimes like to post a comment anyway.
Darn...all the fun is gone.
SELF-RECANTED EVENING
Tune:”Some Enchanted Evening”
http://www.divtune.com/s/enchant_.mid
Self-recanted evening,
When you see the flip-flops,
You may see where Pitt stops
Across the DUmmieland.
And somehow you know,
You know even then,
That sometime you’ll see him
Recant once again.
Self-aggrandized weaving,
Bloviating windbag,
Going where the wind blows,
Not knowing where to stand.
He’ll write to the left—
That’s left to go right—
Will’s so busy dancing,
He can’t sleep at night.
Who can explain Pitt?
Who can tell you why?
Will gives two versions,
Neither one can fly.
Some fantastic FReeping!
Someone may be laughing,
You may hear the laughing
Among the DUFU fans.
And night after night,
When we go to bed,
That sound is our laughter—
Will Pitt’s in our thread!
Once we have DUFUed
Will Pitt’s swing and miss,
Then he’ll discover
He can’t recant this!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Summon.
Summon Who?
(sings) ...summon chanted evening... you will meet a stranger...(deadbolt clicks)
There’s only one way you could have the meter of that song down (at your age): you had to have been in the choir program in your school.
Nice parody song, by the way — very creative.
Yeah. Too bad they weren't aborted.
But the jokes on you, Will. Here's what President Urkel said on Sept. 9, 2009 about MediCare:
From The Wall Stree Journal -- Mr. Obama began by depicting a crisis in the entitlement state, noting that "our health-care system is placing an unsustainable burden on taxpayers," especially Medicare.
Unless we find a way to cauterize this fiscal hemorrhage, "we will eventually be spending more on Medicare than every other government program combined. Put simply, our health-care program is our deficit problem. Nothing else even comes close."
On this score he's right. Medicare's unfunded liability—the gap between revenues and promised benefits—is currently some $37 trillion over the next 75 years. Yet the President uses this insolvency as an argument to justify the creation of another health-care entitlement, this time for most everyone under age 65. It's like a variation on the old Marx Brothers routine: "The soup is terrible and the portions are too small."
.As astonishing, Mr. Obama claimed he can finance universal health care without adding "one dime to the deficit, now or in the future, period," in large part by pumping money out of Medicare. The $880 billion Senate plan he all but blessed this week would cut Medicare by as much as $500 billion, mainly by cutting what Mr. Obama called "waste and abuse."
Perhaps this is related to the "waste and abuse" that Congresses of both parties have targeted dozens of times without ever cutting it.
End of excerpt
Here it is, 2 years later, and suddenly Urkel doesn't want to cut one penny of waste and abuse out of Medicare. The weird thing is, if you KNOW there's 500 billion dollars in waste and abuse then it stands to reason that you also KNOW where the waste and abuse is coming from.
Yeah. Too bad they weren't aborted.
Sorry, but <font color=red> is incorrect. That is 100% certified purple prose. That might very well be THE worst writing ever posted on the Internet. It's like the Plan Nine From Outer Space of political commentary.
Yeah. I imagine so. I mean, what with all the "stimulus" money being poured into The SEIU phone banks.
I'm sure those people are more than happy to get paid to make those phone calls. Heaven knows there's no work for them to do at what used to be their day jobs.
In this life, there are few honors more highly regarded than seeing your bogus DUmmy persona quoted in commie red in DUFU. When I saw the pitster pen “the chessmaster commeth”, my instincts told me that this one was destined to fame on DUmmy FUnnies and I just had to get my mole into the DUmmy fray.
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