Attack of the Straw Men!

Three Fingers of Politics ^ | 7/14/2011 | Toy Gun

[patriotgal71]

With Obama keeping a diligent eye out on those terrible straw men, I think it’s only fair that we do our part to help him! We already know about the dreaded ATMs and the diabolical Corporate Jet Owners, but what other sinister entities wait to pounce on our imaginary fears?

Nooks/Kindles – These horrendous devices seek to eliminate the jobs of those poor public sector employees known as Librarians. Every time a book is downloaded, a Librarian loses his/her job, and an angel kills a puppy.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

As an alternative to Nooks/Kindles, perhaps Obama should lash out at that enemy of the proletariat, that threatens our economy, Obamacare, Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid.

Not Nooks and Kindles, but Noodles! Yes, those insidious pastafarian delights, be they Italian or Chinese, they are undermining the very fabric of our society, and only by spending TRILLIONS more on “antinoodle education” via SEIU and Planned Parenthood, is there any hope of eradicating this dire threat.