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DUmmie FUnnies 07-09-11 (KOmmie laurustina parallel constructs her free-floating angst)
DUmmie FUnnies ^
| July 9, 2011
| KOmmie laurustina, KOmmies, and Charles Henrickson
Posted on 07/09/2011 1:38:38 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: mylife
Now that there is funny I don’t care who ya are!
:D snort))))))
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posted on
07/09/2011 5:50:39 PM PDT
by
Ditter
To: mylife
EI: Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed,, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and PAY mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah."
MP: But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.
It had to be said.
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posted on
07/09/2011 5:55:32 PM PDT
by
jonascord
(The Drug War Rapes the Constitution.)
To: Charles Henrickson
So, rendered down to the pomace, the sludge left over after you squeeze out the wine:
She's fat, ugly, unemployable and broke, and it's all Bush's Fault. Got it.
Heaven Help Me, that is funny...
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posted on
07/09/2011 6:01:20 PM PDT
by
jonascord
(The Drug War Rapes the Constitution.)
To: SoCal SoCon
"I want a new bra."And her rack is down blocking access to her belly button.
44
posted on
07/09/2011 6:03:43 PM PDT
by
jonascord
(The Drug War Rapes the Constitution.)
To: jonascord
I used to have to get up half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulfuric acid, lick the road clean with me tongue, walk 10 miles to the coal mine, up hill Both ways... ☺
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posted on
07/09/2011 6:06:09 PM PDT
by
mylife
(OPINIONS ~ $ 1.00 HALFBAKED ~ 50c)
To: LUV W
We were so poor we had to live in a box...in the middle of the road. :) Ooh!! You were Lucky!!!
46
posted on
07/09/2011 6:10:07 PM PDT
by
mylife
(OPINIONS ~ $ 1.00 HALFBAKED ~ 50c)
To: Charles Henrickson
Yeah, I’ve noticed the parallel construction thing too. If you’re a DUmmie and you want to lay something real heavy on the assembled Dummies, parallel construction is the only way to go. It quiets the place down so everyone can hear your heavy truth, man.
That said, when I read her post when it was posted on FR the other day, I felt pity for her. The poor woman is clearly suffering.
To: Charles Henrickson
I am sick to death of never being IBTP.
48
posted on
07/09/2011 7:06:10 PM PDT
by
BJClinton
(Tweet your meat, lose your seat.)
To: mylife
49
posted on
07/09/2011 7:22:48 PM PDT
by
luvie
(RUN SARAH...R U N!!!)
To: Charles Henrickson
I want to not have to choose between toilet paper or dog food. Remember when the lefties claimed that Ronald Reagan's policies forced old people to eat cat/dog food? We need to get the word out that under Obama, granny can't even afford to eat pet food!
50
posted on
07/09/2011 7:24:03 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: Grizzled Bear
I buy the generic brand and SAVE SAVE SAVE!!!
51
posted on
07/09/2011 7:30:16 PM PDT
by
mylife
(OPINIONS ~ $ 1.00 HALFBAKED ~ 50c)
To: Yardstick
I never knew there was a name for it, but parallel construction is one of the main reasons I don’t listen to Sean Hannity anymore.
52
posted on
07/09/2011 7:42:41 PM PDT
by
CalvaryJohn
(What is keeping that damned asteroid?)
To: Charles Henrickson
Bravo Charles, Bravo!
I now have to clean my monitor and keyboard because of the “toilet paper, and Dog Food comment. The Tampons, and Ground Beef comments then almost sent me over the edge!
World Class Sir, simply World Class! Bravo!
53
posted on
07/09/2011 8:39:13 PM PDT
by
rikkir
(I had to show my college transcripts to get my job, why doesn't the imposter in chief have to?)
To: Charles Henrickson
I was born the poorest of 6 children...
54
posted on
07/09/2011 8:42:38 PM PDT
by
FDNYRHEROES
(It's 3 AM. Let me sleep on it. I'll get back to you in 16 hours.)
To: mylife
We were so poor. Whenever my mom threw out a bone, the dog would signal for a fair catch.
55
posted on
07/09/2011 11:08:34 PM PDT
by
wjcsux
("In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell)
To: wjcsux
☺
56
posted on
07/10/2011 6:37:16 AM PDT
by
mylife
(OPINIONS ~ $ 1.00 HALFBAKED ~ 50c)
To: Grizzled Bear
"I want to not have to choose between toilet paper or dog food. " True story. My cousin once ran out of spread for hors d'œuvres at a party and substituted dog food. Several people asked for (but didn't receive) the recipe.
57
posted on
07/10/2011 8:23:22 AM PDT
by
HangThemHigh
(Entropy's not what it used to be.)
To: Charles Henrickson
To: Charles Henrickson
I want to get up and shower and have somewhere to go.Shut down DU, move out of your mom's basement and go where workers are needed!
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posted on
07/10/2011 10:18:35 AM PDT
by
JimRed
(Excising a cancer before it kills us waters the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS, NOW AND FOREVER!)
To: wjcsux
Whenever my mom threw out a bone, the dog would signal for a fair catch.Now, THAT'S FUNNY!
8^)
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posted on
07/10/2011 10:23:05 AM PDT
by
JimRed
(Excising a cancer before it kills us waters the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS, NOW AND FOREVER!)
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