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I told you guys that she will be ready in a flash and overwhelm some of the competition as soon as she gets in...they won't know what hit them.

I'm sending her a thousand bucks the minute she declares, and a hundred a month automatically until the election.

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I'm sending her a thousand bucks the minute she declares, and a hundred a month automatically until the election.

Good for you; real Americans will very much appreciate your patriotism.

I'm only sending one donation to (future) President Palin, at least until her reelection campaign. The day Sarah announces, my wife and I are both sending checks for $2500 to her campaign. That's the maximum legal donation, and it's hers on the first day of her campaign. While that's real money, it's a whole lot cheaper than the other method of watering the tree of liberty to maintain America as a free country for our children.