Why Newt?

The American Thinker ^ | 6/18/2011 | J.J Speelman

[Digger]

Romney sucks worse than Gingrich. Point to Gingrich. Gingrich is not in my top 3, but Romney would be worse, Perry would be worse, Huntsman would be worse, etc

So true.

[Renderofveils]

Contract with America was his. Point to Gingrich.

Which he broke by reaching across the aisle for meaningless bipartisan kumbaya points. Point rescinded. Romney sucks worse than Gingrich. Point to Gingrich.

Gingrich is not in my top 3, but Romney would be worse, Perry would be worse, Huntsman would be worse, etc.

Romney, Gingrich, Huntsman and Trump are all bottom of the barrel and I'd be hard pressed to support any of them. We're being driven towards the edge of the cliff at 90mph and all four would like to set the cruise control at 50 and call it an improvement.

[Politicalmom]

This is your fourth post since you signed up and you wasted it on this drek?

NO NEWT. He’s a foul, untrustworthy, dishonest creep.

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A newt is an amphibian of the Salamandridae family, although not all aquatic salamanders are considered newts. Newts are classified in the subfamily Pleurodelinae of the family Salamandridae, and are found in North America, Europe and Asia. Newts metamorphose through three distinct developmental life stages: aquatic larva, terrestrial juvenile (called an eft[1]), and adult. Adult newts have lizard-like bodies and may be either fully aquatic, living permanently in the water, or semi-aquatic, living terrestrially but returning to the water each year to breed.

Like all members of the order Caudata, newts are characterised by a frog-like body with four equal sized limbs and a distinct tail. Aquatic larvae have true teeth on both upper and lower jaws, and external gills.[2] They have the ability to regenerate limbs, eyes, spinal cords, hearts, intestines, and upper and lower jaws. The cells at the site of the injury have the ability to de-differentiate, reproduce rapidly, and differentiate again to create a new limb or organ. One theory is that the de-differentiated cells are related to tumour cells since chemicals which produce tumours in other animals will produce additional limbs in newts

In other words, A NEWT IS A SLIMY LIZARD WHO HIDES UNDER ROTTEN LOGS, not a reliable conservative.

[jspeelman]

I believe Newt is the best choice for the reasons I stated in the article. I answered each of your objections in the article. Respectfully, none of you had anything against Newt except the objections I’ve already knocked down. I believe you all love America and I respect your right to believe what you want and vote for who you choose. If anyone would like to question my belief, please feel free to write me at jjspeelman@aol.com. Please open your e mail with who you are voting for and please remember, we are conservatives. I will delete all mail with insults and profanity. May God bless you all.

[Gaffer]

Geez...I wish people would stop trying to tell us all the great things about Newt and how he is exactly what we need. He was my Congressman, and I'd NEVER vote for him for any office, period.

Bonior didn't make Newt cheat on his wife with that Stepford Jewelry Nut, and he didnt' make Newt temporarily abandon his campaign to do a Greek Cruise with the Stepford Nut.

Let's all just face this for what it is. Newt needs dollars to support his jewelry enamored 'wife' and a campaign is where to get it. Increase his 'numbers', increase his rate for appearances and TV work...this is a bullshit campaign and a waste of time. He has too long a history of bad choices and equally lame excuses under the aura of academic purist high thought and idealistic motives. Horseshit. A man led around by his pecker by a woman that is very demanding financially....