Anthony "The Whiner" Weiner's 12 Steps to Twitter Weiner-Wagging Recovery

President Suit, Savior of the World Blog ^ | 6-13-11 | Frank M. Arouet

[PresidentSuit]

Cartoon depiction of the 12 Steps to Recovery for Rep. Anthony Weiner acting like an idiot on Twitter. Apparently he went to sex addiction rehab because the more appropriate lying sack of dog-feces rehab was unavailable.

[humblegunner]

"Coca Cora go rearry good wits Choco-Pie!"

[Tijeras_Slim]

Choco-Pie for eraserhead commie! RC Cola and Moon Pie superior!

[Tijeras_Slim]

Blog Pimping, for when your friends and family are still pissed at you for your last money making scheme.

[hoagy62]

1) Lie
2) Blame
3) Deny
4) Righteous Indignation
5) Pompous Arrogance
6)Realize your career and reputation are irrevocably toast
7)Resign
8)Resign
9)Resign
10)Resign Already!
11)Cry as your wife leaves your sorry a$$ (anyone who doesn't see THAT coming is blind)
12)Disappear from public life, never to be seen or heard from again, hopefully to get your life right and become something good for change.

And that's MY 12-step program for him!

[shibumi]

"I'm tellin' you, Alice, this Blog Pimpin' thing is the wave of the future! It can't miss! It's ~GOT~ to make money! Now where's that $50 you hid in the cookie jar?"

[TheOldLady]

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

lol

[Allegra]

My site may contain content that is not to your taste, but that's why there are many sites on the internet and one or more of them would probably contain material you would enjoy.

Well,we'd sure be able to make a better comparison if you would post the entire blog article here instead of a teaser which is obviously designed to drive traffic to your site.

Bloggers who do well on FR tend to:

Post their entire pieces here.

Have well-written content.

[Allegra]

[TheOldLady]

That picture is somehow... creepy. [shudder]

Really cool!

[Bean Counter]

Now that pic even creeps me out, and you know what a conny-sewer I am for creepy images...

[Allegra]

Yes, that's a pretty creepy picture, isn't it?

I swore off Coca Cola for about an hour after seeing it. ;-)

I really only drink 'em once in a blue moon...

[Salamander]

Please buy my product!

[50mm]

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Coca cola rots out your teeth!
Buy Crest toothpaste to clean your teeth after a coke!
I have some Crest for sale at my place for $20 a tube!
Get yours today!!!!!

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Buy my product too!

[shibumi]

After drinking all that Coca-Cola, make sure sure you deposit the waste in a facility manufactured by Britex! The undisputed leader in urinal technology!

[Allegra]

No, me! Me! Buy my product!

[Allegra]

[PresidentSuit]

Wow! TY all for being so fascinated with me that you spent all this time and effort to mock me and my blog. According to my referrals, thousands of you even visited, for which I thank you again.

I am very glad to have met all of you. Usually one must navigate to /b/ to find such mature and interesting commentary.

Seriously, it always amazes me how the forums that claim to be open to free expression have more rules than the IRS code and treat the act of linking to one's own site to be equivalent to a felony. And God forbid if someone should link to a site that sells advertising alongside their content because somehow that is proof that the linker is morally equivalent to a sex worker.

As I write this, I am struck by the words below this window "No personal attacks". I am not sure to whom this rule applies because I see personal attacks all over this domain. I guess you believe that some pigs are more equal than others, but if I wanted to hang out with pigs, there's a better caliber of them at Huffpo or Daily Kos.