Anthony "The Whiner" Weiner's 12 Steps to Twitter Weiner-Wagging Recovery

President Suit, Savior of the World Blog ^ | 6-13-11 | Frank M. Arouet

[PresidentSuit]

Cartoon depiction of the 12 Steps to Recovery for Rep. Anthony Weiner acting like an idiot on Twitter. Apparently he went to sex addiction rehab because the more appropriate lying sack of dog-feces rehab was unavailable.

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[GOPJ]

He’s having a hard time shaking this...

[Tzimisce]

Twelve Steps?

1) Lie
2) Blame
3) Deny
4) Righteous Indignation
5) Pompous Arrogance
etc

[PresidentSuit]

Oops, sorry. Still figuring things out here...

[PresidentSuit]

No! You actually went there! And here the poor guy is just trying to stick it out in his position in Congress.

[PresidentSuit]

The problem with a lot of the DemoCreeps is they keep working the 13th step and forgetting the first 12. http://stinkin-thinkin.com/2009/03/22/step-13/

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Latest headlines and editorials in New York and Washington, D.C.

“Democratic Weiner Missing”

“Weiner Lost: Search continues for little prick”

“Has anyone seen a missing weiner?”

“If your New York Weiner is missing, would you really look for it?”

“Weiner is Missing: Does anyone really care?”

[G Larry]

Rehab for what?????

Lying?
Perversion?
Lack of Integrity?
No Values?
Immaturity?
Insecurity?

[humblegunner]

Weiner wants folks to look at lewd pix of himself.

You want folks to look at a cartoon on your blog.

Is there really that much difference?

[PresidentSuit]

There's a big difference.

Weiner is acting out sick perversions, but I am a capitalist who sells ad space on a website. The more people who visit my website, the more money I can make through Project Wonderful ad bids. To attract those visitors, I create original humorous material and search the web for quirky videos and other content to entertain my visitors. There is nothing sick or perverted about that the way that a married Congressman stalking high school girls is sick and perverted.

My site may contain content that is not to your taste, but that's why there are many sites on the internet and one or more of them would probably contain material you would enjoy.

[PresidentSuit]

I don't know of any "rehab" that can change a lying sack of dog excrement into a mature, responsible adult.

What started in the 70's as a way to help alcoholics pull their lives together has blossomed into an elaborate scam industry with websites focusing more on their hot stone spa treatments and seaweed wraps than on recovery. To feed their business plans, they expanded the definition of illness/disorder to cover lots of things no one in their right mind would have called an illness thirty years ago.

Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think Weiner is "ill", I think he has serious character flaws that will take more than two weeks at a luxury resort to "cure".

[humblegunner]

I am a capitalist who sells ad space on a website. The more people who visit
my website, the more money I can make through Project Wonderful ad bids.

That's admirable.

We're as pleased as can be to be able to assist you with that
by providing Free Republic as an advertising platform for your use.

I applaud your innovation in conceiving of this marketing plan.

[Salamander]

Five crapware.
15 cookies.

[can I start whoring our home business on FR? we really need the money and we’re capitalists, too. we don’t sell ads or anything but what the heck..maybe somebody will buy our product]

:)

[shibumi]

Since you think it's OK to hawk your wares on FreeRepublic, you probably won't mind if someone advertises his stuff on your thread -

Britex Stainless Steel is a state-of-the-art plumbing fixture manufacturer located in Melbourne, Australia.

Britex Stainless Steel is famous for manufacturing urinals with built-in televisions, such as this one at Slattery Auctions. This picture was sent in by LJ at Britex. He writes: "These stainless steel waterfree urinals were recently installed in our very own male bathroom at Britex Stainless Steel HQ in Melbourne, Australia in an effort to do our part for the environment through water conservation. Being a large manufacturer of stainless steel products, it’s important to practice what we preach and install the same water saving urinals we sell to our clients in our own manufacturing facility. "Designed to function without any water, Britex Stainless Steel Barren waterfree urinals provide further benefits to the environment being manufactured from 100% recycled stainless steel. "Maintenance costs are also a thing of the past. Unlike other waterfree urinals that require regular maintenance and the replacement of cartridges or sealant fluids, the Barren waterfree urinal utilises a unique ‘one-way valve’. After urine has flowed through the valve, it closes up and traps all odour within the plumbing. The only maintenance Britex recommends is the occasional squirt of fresh water or disinfectant over the urinal surface, just like any other bathroom sanitary fixture. "The Barren ‘Auto-Clean’ model shown in the picture is supplied with an automated flushing mechanism that executes a micro-volume flush cycle periodically to ensure plumbing pipes are kept clean. A ‘Self-Cleaning Waterless Urinal’, if you will!"

[shibumi]

Whaddaya say Gunner?

I think this blogger needs a new suit of his very own -

Just think of the stylish lady on the left as the product of a Capitalist enterprise, like a blog being pimped, complete with lots of unwholesome add-ons that linger after the initial experience is over.

Sort of like tracking cookies.

[humblegunner]

Think Choco Pie, the thick wafer-like confection, all pastry and cream, served in the Kaesong Industrial Complex as a daily dessert for the 40,000 North Koreans who toil for 100 South Korean companies.

"North Koreans love Choco Pie," said Ha Tae-keung, president of NK Open Radio, which beams two hours of news daily into North Korea from its base in Seoul. "It's an invasion of the stomach."

For Kim Jong-il, suffering from diabetes, recovering from a stroke and hoping to survive a few more years while grooming his neophyte youngest son, in his mid-20s, to succeed him, the best way to deal with Choco Pie, it may be to spit it out.

[shibumi]

Bloody Vikings!

[humblegunner]

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Coca Cola is great!
And I have some cans I can sell you for $25 each!!!! Such a bargain!!!!!!
Order some Coca Cola from me today!