Twelve Steps?
1) Lie
2) Blame
3) Deny
4) Righteous Indignation
5) Pompous Arrogance
etc
The problem with a lot of the DemoCreeps is they keep working the 13th step and forgetting the first 12. http://stinkin-thinkin.com/2009/03/22/step-13/
And that's MY 12-step program for him!