lol....I like it. Here’s a few:
“UPS and FedEx are doing just fine, right? It’s the Post Office that’s always having problems.”
“No, no. I have been practicing...I bowled a 129. It’s like — it was like Special Olympics, or something.”
“I think when you spread the wealth around, it’s good for everybody.”
Think that would be too obvious?
“When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television ...”