No university looks at the college transcripts of tenure track hires. They'll check to make sure your Ph.D. is legit, they might check your transcripts from your doctoral program, and they'll check to make sure your publication record is what you say it is. But college transctips? Not relevant.
The same is true of most professionals with 10-20 years of experience. No one cares about their grades in college.
One Word: ROTLMAO!!!