Posted on 05/03/2011 11:17:21 AM PDT by Kaslin
The White House has just released a photo showing top administration officials in the Situation Room watching for updates to the Osama bin Laden takedown mission:
The official caption reads: “President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden, along with members of the national security team, receive an update on the mission against Osama bin Laden in the Situation Room of the White House, May 1, 2011.”
It also comes with the following warning:
The photograph may not be manipulated in any way and may not be used in commercial or political materials, advertisements, emails, products, promotions that in any way suggests approval or endorsement of the President, the First Family, or the White House.
Did you see anything in there about creative captions? Me neither!
Let it begin. Here are three offerings from me to get the ball rolling. Submit your own captions in the comments section below. Outstanding entries may get featured in updates here.
President Obama and top White House advisors watch in horror as his economic policies bankrupt the nation.
White House officials watch the Astroturfed crowd of college-age Move America Forward volunteers gather as instructed in front of the White House, chanting “Yes We Did!” and “Four More Years!” while waving hundreds of American flags somehow purchased on a Sunday night, and wait for the proper moment to interrupt Donald Trump’s reality show, hopeful that the American public won’t get suspicious that hundreds of young Obama supporters somehow knew to celebrate bin Laden’s death and mug for the cameras even before the President made his announcement.
Hillary thinking: “The last time I was here, we were watching Drudge updates about Monica Lewinsky.”
“Who let that little kid in here?!?! Oh, sorry Mr. President ”
Okay, Ill admit it Fox does have pretty good news coverage.
Kate is just so beautiful in that gown.
Stephen Sondheim premieres his new version of “Send in the Clowns” for the National Security team:
Isnt it rich?
Bin Laden was there
Living in plain sight in Pakistan
They were aware
Send in the SEALS
Isnt it sick?
Look how weve tried
To treat Pakistan as a friend
Look how they lied
Where are the SEALS?
Send in the SEALSWe all pretend as best we can
Our putative allys not in bed with the Taliban
The media outlets connive with their taqiyya lies
To downplay London
Forget MumbaiDont you love farce?
Thats what weve had
Cozying up with jihadis to fight the jihad
But where are the SEALS?
Quick, send in the SEALS
Ah, no needtheyre here
Paybacks a bitch
Finally it came
Bin Laden, who lit the jihad fire
Went down in flames
Thanks to the SEALS
Thank God for the SEALS
Cause they dont play games
“Anyone figure out whats on the photo in front of HC?”
Sorta looks like the “Black Beast” in the Search for the Holy Grail.
I enhanced it - looks like a photo of the compound.
They could only manage one token black guy in the room?
Seriously, I have been trying to figure that out too.
"Oh my..Kirsty Alley will be voted off 'Dancing With The Stars'!"
"Why did we rent "My Dinner with Olbermann"?
"Jay Carney sure is making Scott McClellan look good."
"Why did the Vikings take Ponder with the 12th pick?"
Hillary:"I've got Bill's black book. Let's see him call chicks now"
Probably a visual aid Hillary brought along so Joe and Barry would know what one of those Special Forces guys look like.
Hillary: "I don't think it was right to do Popeye and Olive Oyl as porn."
I love the two people in the back that look like they just wandered in.
LOL
BAM: “Can we hurry this along? I might still be able to get the back 9 in. Somebody tell them to warm up Marine 1.”
Excellent photoshop
thinks 0sama is going to jump out the screen and kiss him.
LOL!
Very good.
Hillary dropped the receiver on the 3 AM phone call.
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