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Caption Contest: Situation Room reaction shot
PJ Tatler ^ | May 2, 2011 | Zombie

Posted on 05/03/2011 11:17:21 AM PDT by Kaslin

The White House has just released a photo showing top administration officials in the Situation Room watching for updates to the Osama bin Laden takedown mission:


The official caption reads: “President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden, along with members of the national security team, receive an update on the mission against Osama bin Laden in the Situation Room of the White House, May 1, 2011.”

It also comes with the following warning:

The photograph may not be manipulated in any way and may not be used in commercial or political materials, advertisements, emails, products, promotions that in any way suggests approval or endorsement of the President, the First Family, or the White House.

Did you see anything in there about creative captions? Me neither!

Let it begin. Here are three offerings from me to get the ball rolling. Submit your own captions in the comments section below. Outstanding entries may get featured in updates here.


President Obama and top White House advisors watch in horror as his economic policies bankrupt the nation.


White House officials watch the Astroturfed crowd of college-age Move America Forward volunteers gather as instructed in front of the White House, chanting “Yes We Did!” and “Four More Years!” while waving hundreds of American flags somehow purchased on a Sunday night, and wait for the proper moment to interrupt Donald Trump’s reality show, hopeful that the American public won’t get suspicious that hundreds of young Obama supporters somehow knew to celebrate bin Laden’s death and mug for the cameras even before the President made his announcement.


Hillary thinking: “The last time I was here, we were watching Drudge updates about Monica Lewinsky.”


Now it’s your turn!
Michael P:

“Who let that little kid in here?!?! Oh, sorry Mr. President…”


TCB:

“Okay, I’ll admit it – Fox does have pretty good news coverage.”


RoyceD57:

“Kate is just so beautiful in that gown.”


buzzsawmonkey:

Stephen Sondheim premieres his new version of “Send in the Clowns” for the National Security team:

Isn’t it rich?
Bin Laden was there
Living in plain sight in Pakistan
They were aware

Send in the SEALS

Isn’t it sick?
Look how we’ve tried
To treat Pakistan as a friend
Look how they lied
Where are the SEALS?
Send in the SEALS

We all pretend as best we can
Our putative ally’s not in bed with the Taliban

The media outlets connive with their taqiyya lies
To downplay London
Forget Mumbai

Don’t you love farce?
That’s what we’ve had
Cozying up with jihadis to fight the jihad
But where are the SEALS?
Quick, send in the SEALS
Ah, no need—they’re here

Payback’s a bitch
Finally it came
Bin Laden, who lit the jihad fire
Went down in flames
Thanks to the SEALS
Thank God for the SEALS
‘Cause they don’t play games



TOPICS: Military/Veterans
KEYWORDS: binladen
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To: Mean Maryjean

“Anyone figure out what’s on the photo in front of HC?”

Sorta looks like the “Black Beast” in the Search for the Holy Grail.


21 posted on 05/03/2011 11:49:10 AM PDT by fruser1
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To: Mean Maryjean

I enhanced it - looks like a photo of the compound.


22 posted on 05/03/2011 11:49:20 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: Kaslin
Photobucket
23 posted on 05/03/2011 11:50:52 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER
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To: Kaslin

They could only manage one token black guy in the room?


24 posted on 05/03/2011 11:53:51 AM PDT by wilco200 (11/4/08 - The Day America Jumped the Shark)
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To: Mean Maryjean

Seriously, I have been trying to figure that out too.


25 posted on 05/03/2011 11:54:29 AM PDT by Kaslin (Acronym for OBAMA: One Big Ass Mistake America)
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To: Kaslin

"Oh my..Kirsty Alley will be voted off 'Dancing With The Stars'!"

"Why did we rent "My Dinner with Olbermann"?

"Jay Carney sure is making Scott McClellan look good."

"Why did the Vikings take Ponder with the 12th pick?"

Hillary:"I've got Bill's black book. Let's see him call chicks now"

26 posted on 05/03/2011 11:54:44 AM PDT by BerniesFriend (Sarah Palin-"Lord knows she's attractive" says bitter Andrea Mitchell and the rest of the MSM)
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To: Kaslin

27 posted on 05/03/2011 11:55:46 AM PDT by perfect stranger (Nobama)
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To: Mean Maryjean
Anyone figure out what’s on the photo in front of HC?

Photobucket

Probably a visual aid Hillary brought along so Joe and Barry would know what one of those Special Forces guys look like.

28 posted on 05/03/2011 11:58:11 AM PDT by digger48
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To: Kaslin

Hillary: "I don't think it was right to do Popeye and Olive Oyl as porn."

29 posted on 05/03/2011 11:59:50 AM PDT by firebrand (Impeach Obama.)
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To: Kaslin

I love the two people in the back that look like they just wandered in.


30 posted on 05/03/2011 12:02:49 PM PDT by Retired Greyhound
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To: perfect stranger

LOL


31 posted on 05/03/2011 12:03:15 PM PDT by just me (Children should be educated and instructed in the principles of freedom. (John Adams)
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To: Kaslin

BAM: “Can we hurry this along? I might still be able to get the back 9 in. Somebody tell them to warm up Marine 1.”


32 posted on 05/03/2011 12:08:06 PM PDT by cincinnati65 (We've been taken for a ride - by Wall Street and Washington DC - Welcome to Amerika!)
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To: perfect stranger

Excellent photoshop


33 posted on 05/03/2011 12:09:43 PM PDT by Kaslin (Acronym for OBAMA: One Big Ass Mistake America)
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To: Kaslin
0bambi watching the action on a new 3D TV direct from POCKistan.....

thinks 0sama is going to jump out the screen and kiss him.

34 posted on 05/03/2011 12:13:20 PM PDT by spokeshave (Obamas approval ratings are so low, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the USA.)
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To: perfect stranger

LOL!


35 posted on 05/03/2011 12:13:33 PM PDT by Red in Blue PA (Let's apply the "reasonable man" standard to gun laws. How many would stand?)
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To: perfect stranger

Very good.


36 posted on 05/03/2011 12:13:41 PM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: Kaslin
Hillary: "Bill never did that with me..."
37 posted on 05/03/2011 12:17:30 PM PDT by JenB987 (I'm still an American and 'til they take that away from me there's no day ruined. - El Rushbo)
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To: Kaslin
Biden: This is such a rip off of "Navy SEALS". Charlie Sheen was way better than that guy.
38 posted on 05/03/2011 12:26:17 PM PDT by JenB987 (I'm still an American and 'til they take that away from me there's no day ruined. - El Rushbo)
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To: Kaslin

Hillary dropped the receiver on the 3 AM phone call.


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40 posted on 05/03/2011 12:38:57 PM PDT by TheOldLady (Almost as evil as the Freeper Criminal Mastermind)
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