"Awesome!"
Posted on 04/28/2011 8:33:51 AM PDT by Leaning Right
An episode of Pawn Stars, 100 years from now.
A customer walks into the pawn shop carrying a sheet of paper.
Rick's grandson: What have you got there?
Customer: It's Obama's birth certificate, the actual one he released back in 2011.
Rick's grandson (startled): OK...and how did you get it?
Chumlee's grandson: Obama...I saw a picture of him bowing to some king. Was Obama the king's butler?
Rick's grandson: No Chum, Obama was the 44th President of the United States, between Bush and Palin.
Customer: My grandfather was Chris "Tingles" Matthews. Obama gave it the certificate to him as a token of affection.
Rick's grandson: I'll bet that was after Donald Trump mysteriously disappeared and everyone stopped questioning the president's records.
Rick's grandson (speaking to the camera): If this is the real deal, it's an important piece of American history, and I want it. It'll look great in the shop right next to the photo of Michele Bachmann's second presidential inauguration.
Rick's grandson (to customer): I'm interested, but I'd like to have a friend of mine, a forensic expert, examine it first.
The examiner enters, then carefully examines the document with a magnifying glass.
Examiner: The good news is that this is the actual document that was released in 2011.
Rick's grandson: Well, what is it worth?
Examiner: Hold on. The bad news is that it's a forgery, and not a very good one at that. For example, when you hold the paper up to a light, you can see the White House watermark. I doubt very much if the state of Hawaii used White House stationary.
Customer: I'll take $100,000 for it!
Rick's grandson: Sorry, we don't buy forgeries.
Just the thought of Chumlee having a grandson cracks me up! ;-D
Rick is in his 40’s...his grandson will be dead in 100 years...in fact, I think his son Cory is in his 20’s...would his and chumlee’s grandkids be alive in 100 years?
I love that show...
Ya just never know what’s gonna come through that door!
I believe quite a few of the people selling their things are doing so they can continue to try and ware-down a slot machine or two.
GMTA!!! Actually, that thought kind of scares me...
Yes... some of these people selling things are sick, ie hoping to sell Dad's or Grandpa's sacred WWI, WWII, etc. items that have been in the family for generations, just to "hit it big" in Vegas. Just turns my stomach.
A slight change in the script.
“Customer: I’ll take $100,000 for it!”
Customer: I’ll take $100,000 for it! I need a loaf of bread!
LOL, yeah the thought of Chumlee reproducing is pretty scary! :-O
Excellent!
Same here! I wanted to flog the guy who sold his father’s WWII bomber jacket! Is nothing sacred?
that is pretty funny other than the Bachmann, palin presidencies
i love that show too, I always find it funny when he says he will pay cash money, that seems to sway the customer once he mentions cash money. and why is that they will say well the internet says its worth XX, sell it there then come on you know you will butt raped at the pawn shop
i love that show too, I always find it funny when he says he will pay cash money, that seems to sway the customer once he mentions cash money. and why is that they will say well the internet says its worth XX, sell it there then come on you know you will butt raped at the pawn shop
i love that show too, I always find it funny when he says he will pay cash money, that seems to sway the customer once he mentions cash money. and why is that they will say well the internet says its worth XX, sell it there then come on you know you will butt raped at the pawn shop
very good post
From your lips to God's ears, I pray.
haha Everytime the Pawn Stars show airs pawn shops around the nation lose more money.
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