Palin to Boehner learn to fight like a Girl!

Creating Orwellian Worldview ^ | 4/20/11 | Alaphiah

[Alaphiah123]

Sarah Palin is the voice of America. She is the mother, the daughter and the wife of good and reason. If the feminine spirit and energies were put on earth to guide and protect humankind, that spirit and energy are embodied in Governor Palin.

Gov. Palin delivered a speech on Madison Wisconsin’s “Tax Day Rally” April 16, 2011 which places her as the only previously elected official that is willing to articulate the Conservative cause and defend it against it’s Progressive enemies in government and media.

First, I must confess that I was put off of Ms. Palin because of my own lack of political fortitude and because of all of the negative hoisted upon her by Progressives who call Conservatives enemies and by John Boehner Conservatives who value the camaraderie of Barry Hussein Soetoro, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid above Tea Party Conservatives.

[paulycy]

We have pretty good laws about that trespassing stuff here in Texas.

My dogs would probably just chase him into the piranha moat.

[thackney]

Maybe you should put a keg system on your registry.

Use blogpimping for event, it looks like it can be continuous without an end date.

[humblegunner]

That piece of literary art caused me to try to visualize the relations described.

It wasn’t good and I deleted it.

[humblegunner]

My dogs would probably just chase him into the piranha moat.

Piranha moats are awesome!

I had a Koi pond until the cats fished 'em outta there.

[dfwgator]

Piranha moats are awesome!

I had to settle for ill-tempered sea bass.

[thackney]

Piranha moats are awesome!

I had a Koi pond until the cats fished 'em outta there.

I would still put my money on Lizzy with the Piranha moat.

[shibumi]

"If you were reading that sentence out loud, where would you breathe?"

Sometimes, when I'm trying to make sense of what a blogger has posted here (this happens a lot really) I actually do try reading the text out loud.

In this case, breathing was out of the question. It was more a matter of how to stop laughing.

[shibumi]

"I had to settle for ill-tempered sea bass."

Did they at least have frickin' laser beams on their heads?

[FourPeas]

If you were reading that sentence out loud, where would you breathe?

I tried it. I breathed right after the combination "off of", but that was only because it's such an awkward wording that I refused to spew any more of it.

[paulycy]

I had a Koi pond until the cats fished 'em outta there.

You gotta work to reverse the food chain.

[humblegunner]

To the great detriment of Koi, sqirrels, rabbits, birds and small chickens
down the road I let those cats participate in the food chain all they wish.

Some of 'em are professionals, I'll tell you what.

[JPG]

Scott says to just shoot ‘em...BANG.

[Durus]

If you were on my debate team and you were telling your teamates to sit down and shut up you would be off my team. I wouldn't care if the guy was a blithering idiot, you don't treat your teammates that way.

[paulycy]

You just gotta respect critters who are good at what they do.

[paulycy]

I wouldn't care if the guy was a blithering idiot, you don't treat your teammates that way.

Why would you allow blithering idiots on your debating team in the first place? So that they couldn't see through your weak analogies?

[thackney]

How would you feel about the teammate that only said a sentence or two then tried to sell you Amway at every debate?

[Durus]

Satire and parody require thought. Mockery is a step above grade school name calling.
I didn't defend blog pimping or poor writing. Mocking a fellow conservative is every bit as immature and attention seeking as blog pimping and neither should be tolerated on this site.

[shibumi]

Oh, gee.

I guess I’m kicked off your team.

I’m heartbroken.

No, really - mortified.

I guess you told me.

I’ll go quietly now, and contemplate the error of my ways.

Perhaps I’ll sign up for some sensitivity training.

Or maybe cloister myself until I learn to play nice.

Maybe I’ll take a Dale Carnegie course.

I won’t come back until I’ve learned to appreciate the great contribution made to the Conservative Cause by illiterate BlogPimps.

[factmart]

on a post you don't need to be grammar or politically correct.

Go to the dems web sites, where you belong

[humblegunner]

Mockery is a step above grade school name calling.

It's effective. Lately folks cry "Alinsky Tactics!" when mockery is employed.
That's total BS. Mockery has been around since man learned to talk.

Where should we draw the line at what is mockable and what is not?

If some fool posts:
"i hart srah palin!!^ she iz d awsum & 4shur

Is that really some support we want as regards written media?

It is a matter of degree. Where is the line drawn?

And worse, if some fool is using FR to generate blog hits for this drivel do you want to pay for that privilege?