Palin to Boehner learn to fight like a Girl!

Creating Orwellian Worldview ^ | 4/20/11 | Alaphiah

[Alaphiah123]

Sarah Palin is the voice of America. She is the mother, the daughter and the wife of good and reason. If the feminine spirit and energies were put on earth to guide and protect humankind, that spirit and energy are embodied in Governor Palin.

Gov. Palin delivered a speech on Madison Wisconsin’s “Tax Day Rally” April 16, 2011 which places her as the only previously elected official that is willing to articulate the Conservative cause and defend it against it’s Progressive enemies in government and media.

First, I must confess that I was put off of Ms. Palin because of my own lack of political fortitude and because of all of the negative hoisted upon her by Progressives who call Conservatives enemies and by John Boehner Conservatives who value the camaraderie of Barry Hussein Soetoro, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid above Tea Party Conservatives.

[shibumi]

What's for dinner?

Drivel Soup!

("All your legumes are belong to us!")

[thackney]

I’m going to be conservatively posting naked for the next 10 days just to be sure I don’t miss Walpurgisnacht.

So long as you remember to dance properly as shown by Balanchine for Gounod's Faust.

[humblegunner]

Was the dog ill?

[shibumi]

No sympathy for liberals but I hear that he and some of his kin have a thing for filter feeders -

[paulycy]

MMMMMMmmmmmm! Appetizing!

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Wait until the others show up.
Party time!

WOOHOO!

[paulycy]

WOO HOO! LET'S PARTY

[FourPeas]

Why would you allow blithering idiots on your debating team in the first place?

This made me laugh so hard that I scared the dog.

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Party time! Food for everybody!

[humblegunner]

LET'S PARTY

"I've got blog posts to write!"

"I don't party."

[paulycy]

Serious Geek is Serious.

[shibumi]

"She is the mother, the daughter and the wife of good and reason."

You know, the wife and mother thing was pretty much covered by Sophocles in "Oedipus Rex" but I'm still trying to get my brain wrapped around the "Mother and daughter" thingy.

Maybe it a Rocky Horror reference to "Let's Do the Time Warp Again."

But then again, I thought it was only the Puritans who named their children after virtues. Doing any combination of the three at the same time is questionable virtue.

Maybe Durus can figure it out with his superior intellect. Are we still allowed to ask him a question if we're not on his team?

(I wonder if the Beltain Festival has special non-costumes for people who are three family members simultaneously.)

Nota Bene - This post is made in total seriousness with no intent of mocking or otherwise insulting anyone who claims to be or has ever used the appellation "Conservative" or who, while in this guise has ever pimped himself or his blog - even in the mystical sense of the word.

[Allegra]

Sorry I'm a little late to the party. Something to do with the earth's revolving on its axis and how it's night and day at different times and all that.

Oh...and porcupines.

[paulycy]

[paulycy]

Sorry I'm a little late to the party. Something to do with the earth's revolving on its axis and how it's night and day at different times and all that.

I'm sorry, but I don't believe in that kind of geography.

[paulycy]

HA!

[Salamander]

I’ll tell ya what’s *really* stupid to boot.

A big rock.

Hurts like hell.

MockAmander

[thackney]

Welcome to the party.

[Allegra]

I'm sorry, but I don't believe in that kind of geography.

Really? And I'm against time.

I'm just not into it.

[Salamander]

“PLEASE! - Feel free to ignore all of us for as long as you can.”

Ping me when he gets to the “hold my breath ‘til I turn blue” phase.