Go right ahead and fire it up just don’t do it on the internet or call up the press. However, I would think that it would befoul any good food just the rancid smoke. Remember the smoke from Homer’s underwear when it was burned on the Simpsons? And evil spirit arose from it.
As long as these things are not able to be used to make our troops jobs harder and more dangerous I have no problem with burning it or using it for toilet paper which would be more appropriate.
Well, I have just now announce my intention on the internet.
I ddon’t intend to cook the chicken with it, I’m just going to put it under my charcoal in a charcoal lighter to set the charcoal on fire.
I will be polluted neither physically, nor more importantly spiritually by the koran. Fire purifies, don’t cha know.
My koran chicken was delicious. I grilled it, rather than barbecued. It was a work night. Used a good western Carolina style sauce on it, though. Coleslaw, iced tea, some buttery rolls my wife made.
UMMM.