You’re demeaning the ass.
They are easily taken out by the new “Slick Willie” Chinese Stealth Fighter.
They forgot to mention that no one knows where the USS Barack Obama was built, or where she performed her sea trials. Even though she was a mere community row boat a decade ago, she is now somehow in legion with history’s great warships. In fact, this prestigious ship (as you will note in the picture, it is the first black ship in the Navy) has already been awarded battle citations for wars it is yet to fight in. In honor of its namesakes favorite expression, it has a clear, lexan bottom so you can see the depth to which you are sinking when she is headed to the bottom. You will also note that she has no oars - she is propelled swiftly through the seven seas by a new, advanced reactor powered by hopeychangium, which is completely green. The only problem is that we have yet to find a contractor who will build the Navy a 5000 mile long extension cord.
I had to save your post to documents. It says so much, in so few words.
Been to the Arizona, when my son was at Schofield with 25ID. His first detail was taking his platoon aboard the Missouri to do some maintainance work.
But wait...nuclear reactors are very dangerous. How can they be on ships with thousands of crewmen right there next to them?
You forgot the USS John Murtha. Sadly, it’s real...
Does this boat make my ass look big?