I will have to remember these. Melissa
1 posted on
03/27/2011 5:20:52 PM PDT by
mel
To: mel
B4H-G2ER: Been 4 hours, going to ER
2 posted on
03/27/2011 5:21:55 PM PDT by
Keith in Iowa
(FR Class of 1998 | TV News is an oxymoron. | MSNBC = Moonbats Spouting Nothing But Crap.)
To: mel
ATD At the Doctor's BFF: Best Friend Fell
BTW: Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CMB: Covered by Medicare
CUATSC: See you at the Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWIW: Forgot Where I was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
IMHO: Is My Hearing Aid
On LMDO: Laughing My Dentures out
LOL: Living on Lipitor
OMSG: Oh My Sorry, Gas
ROFL.CGU Rolling on the floor Laughing and Can't get UP
SGGP: Sorry Gotta go Poop
TTYL; Talk to You Louder
WTP: Where's the prunces
GGLKI Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
3 posted on
03/27/2011 5:24:51 PM PDT by
mel
(I DONATE to FR monthly...Do You?????)
To: mel
5 posted on
03/27/2011 5:35:56 PM PDT by
TSgt
(Colonel Allen West & Michele Bachman - 2012 POTUS Dream Team Ticket!)
To: mel
8 posted on
03/27/2011 5:52:13 PM PDT by
Fiddlstix
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To: mel
To: mel
Thanks for the insults.
What’s next,the handicapped?
17 posted on
03/27/2011 6:28:28 PM PDT by
Mears
To: mel
LSHWP - laughing so hard wet pants
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22 posted on
03/27/2011 6:49:54 PM PDT by
SunkenCiv
(Thanks Cincinna for this link -- http://www.friendsofitamar.org)
To: mel
Have your laughs now. If you are fortunate, you too will be old someday,.
25 posted on
03/27/2011 6:56:45 PM PDT by
Oldhunk
To: mel
LOL - Leaking On Linoleum,
WTF - Waiting To Fart,
DFIK - Depends Full I’m Kroaking
To: mel
NPAB- Never Pass-up A Bathroom
NWAH - Never Waste A Hard-On
NTAF - Never Trust A Fart
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35 posted on
03/28/2011 10:44:04 AM PDT by
deks
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