You’d probably think that basket of maple leaves in my bathroom are for decoration.
Back in the "good 'ol days" of outhouses the Montgomery Wards wish book stood in for TP. A good day was finding some of the index pages left. A bad day was when you were down to the glossy color print pages.
There was an old outhouse joke about finding a red corn cob hanging on a string next to a white cob which was next to yet another red cob. City slicker asks why a red cob, a white cob, and another red cob? The farmer answers, first you use the red cob, then you use the white cob to see if you need to use the other red cob...
Regards,
GtG