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DUmmie FUnnies 03-23-11 (Scuba DU, We'll Call You!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 23, 2011 | DUmmie Scuba, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 03/23/2011 6:42:36 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson

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PUTZ Power!
1 posted on 03/23/2011 6:42:45 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

IBTP!


2 posted on 03/23/2011 6:43:51 AM PDT by Pinkbell
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


3 posted on 03/23/2011 6:45:20 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PUTZ Power!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Almost IBTP.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

4 posted on 03/23/2011 6:46:50 AM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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top 5?


5 posted on 03/23/2011 6:49:56 AM PDT by utherdoul
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10 again!


6 posted on 03/23/2011 6:50:30 AM PDT by Poser (Cogito ergo Spam - I think, therefore I ham)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Dummie-DAUTS

DU Auxiliary Technical Services

AKA: DU Space Command.


7 posted on 03/23/2011 6:52:19 AM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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Top Business 10


8 posted on 03/23/2011 6:53:06 AM PDT by JRios1968 (Laz would hit it!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

10?


9 posted on 03/23/2011 6:58:01 AM PDT by Condor51 (Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a Congressman. But I repeat myself. [Mark Twain])
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To: Charles Henrickson
Provide DU Members with auxiliary technical services to enhance the value of DU.

[I think you need to come up with a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL Detector.]

LOL. Good reply on that one.

Locking...We appreciate the sentiment, but you'd do better to put this into the Ask the Admins forum as a place to start.

[Scuba DU, We'll Call You!]

Looks like this vanity post ticked off the mods at DU.

10 posted on 03/23/2011 7:07:29 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (TX and MI - When the going gets tough, the dims run and hide.)
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Another gem Charles.

Reminds me of when we were kids at play. Mostly all the kids would say to one another, “Whaddya wanna do?!”, choose tag, or hide~n~seek, or whatever, and then get to it.

But there was always one kids who wanted to organize. Whatever activity we chose, he would start spelling out the rules, defining the terms, choosing teams....all the while the rest of the kids were ignoring him and...playing!

It wouldn’t surprise me one bit to discover that kid grew up to be a dhimmicrat.


11 posted on 03/23/2011 7:18:45 AM PDT by rockrr ("Remember PATCO!")
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DUmmie Scuba is a Reality-Based Community® Organizer.
12 posted on 03/23/2011 7:23:48 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PUTZ Power!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

PUTZ Power®...LOL


13 posted on 03/23/2011 7:27:50 AM PDT by rockrr ("Remember PATCO!")
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To: Charles Henrickson

Scuba asks,

Just one “ahem” question Skinner, who is your workman’s comp insurance provider and do you offer a company car?


14 posted on 03/23/2011 7:37:51 AM PDT by fatboy (This protestant will have no part in the ecumenical movement)
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The first meeting didn't go well, as they argued over who ordered the uneaten moo shoo pork...


15 posted on 03/23/2011 7:42:27 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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To: Arrowhead1952
Looks like this vanity post ticked off the mods at DU.

They didn't get ticked off until somebody pointed out they should be:

Would it not have been far kinder to Skinner to have given him a chance to discuss this extremely generous offer in private communications before posting as a thread? Your "public" letter could very easily put him in the awkward and time consuming position of having to "publicly" decline your offer and explain why which might spawn even more questions etc. etc. etc.

16 posted on 03/23/2011 7:43:48 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Oh, well, any excuse to buy a new gun is good enough for me.)
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I saw a recent thread on the "litmus test" for progressives.

I say put a bunch of libs in a sealed room with a hose hooked up to a car's exhaust as the only ventilation. Every lib who turns blue after a few hours has passed the litmus test.

17 posted on 03/23/2011 7:51:59 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult
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'nothing ever makes sense to me'
*** [The DUmmie Motto. Put it on their license plate frames. Engrave it on the archway over DUmmieland.] ***

I like your archway idea best for the DU motto & placement. And to comply with the fascist DU creed, it should be in German, oops .. 'Deutsch'. But instead of something like the always catchy " Arbeit macht frei", the DUmmies would be a short and sweet:

"Wir Verstehen Nichts"
Now that translates to, 'We Know Nothing'. But it's shorter than, 'Nichts ist mir überhaupt sinnvoll' which is the literal for, 'nothing ever makes sense to me', and gets the point across better as the DUmmies really do 'know nothing' :-)

now to read the rest.....

18 posted on 03/23/2011 7:55:19 AM PDT by Condor51 (Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a Congressman. But I repeat myself. [Mark Twain])
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Top 20!


19 posted on 03/23/2011 8:05:51 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Anyone who says we need illegals to do the jobs Americans won't do has never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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nothing ever makes sense to me..

LOL!!!

 

20 posted on 03/23/2011 8:15:50 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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