[DarthVader]

I do not like this Uncle Sam,

I do not like his health care scam.

I do not like these dirty crooks,

or how they lie and cook the books.

I do not like when Congress steals,

I do not like their secret deals.

I do not like this speaker, Nan ,

I do not like this ‘YES WE CAN.’

I do not like this spending spree,

I’m smart, I know that nothing’s free.

I do not like your smug replies,

when I complain about your lies.

I do not like this kind of hope.

I do not like it, nope, nope, nope!

[grey_whiskers]

There once was a man named Baraq
said he'd pull all our troops from Iraq
he said he'd also
close Guantanamo
but he's proved the whole thing was a crock!

[agrarianlady]

There once was a man named Obama
Who really went in for the drama
If friends kick up a fuss
They go under the bus
Even his dear sweet old Granmma.

[Revolting cat!]

There once was a man named Soetero
Pretending to be hetero
He met a dude named Sinclair
Inside a john of a county fair
So much for the straight caballero

[Revolting cat!]

A Negro dude named Obama
Who wasn't from Alabama
Claimed to hail from Honolulu
Most likely was a Zulu
Caused major US drama.

[Revolting cat!]

There once was a man named Barack
Half white he was, half black
He had a prescription
For every national conniption
As good as one from a quack