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Not-quite-DUmmie-FUnnies: The Brzezinski Syndrome
The DUmp | March 17, 2011 | Choose Ye This Day

Posted on 03/17/2011 11:30:46 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day

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To: Charles Henrickson

Has anybody found out if Nadin is related to Mika?


121 posted on 03/18/2011 11:40:38 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: Choose Ye This Day; PJ-Comix; kevkrom
I can’t hold a candle to either PJ or Charles.They’re funnier than I just when tying their shoes.

You done good, greenhorn.

And yes, it is FUnnie to see me tie my shoes, as my creaky old basketball knees make getting down to floor level an adventure.

122 posted on 03/18/2011 11:52:51 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (CYTD passes his DUFU Idol audition, and moves on to the next round.)
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To: Choose Ye This Day
Triage Milk in the Exclusion Zone. A double-Lp concept album.

150 minutes of screaming at people, telling them how smart you are, and belittling them for not adoring your every word (feat: nadinbrzezinski and Will Pitt).

123 posted on 03/18/2011 11:55:16 AM PDT by kevkrom (De-fund Obamacare in 2011, repeal in 2013!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Speaking of coupons, I almost fainted dead away earlier today when I spotted a coupon for $20 free play at the Calder racetrack casino. Then reality took over and I realized that by using the player’s cards, they can limit you to ONE free play. My original idea was to grab 200 coupons for about $4000 worth of free play. However, using coupons today, I traded 10 free BO sticks for a LARGE pork jerk lunch.


124 posted on 03/18/2011 11:55:35 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: jellybean; Slings and Arrows; Choose Ye This Day; PJ-Comix
Nadin should start up a group called. . .

DULCE
Dummie Underground Lactivist Corps Experts


125 posted on 03/18/2011 12:03:36 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DULCE! DULCE!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I think DUNCE (Dummie Underground's Nadin Condescends to Everyone) is better.
126 posted on 03/18/2011 12:11:31 PM PDT by kevkrom (De-fund Obamacare in 2011, repeal in 2013!)
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To: mylife
FAt Toney had a scam selling rats milk to the goobermint schools.

Mayor Quimby: "Rat Milk? You promised us dog or better!"

127 posted on 03/18/2011 12:24:41 PM PDT by hattend (Obama got his 3am call about Egypt. The call went right to the answering machine.- Sarah Palin)
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To: kevkrom

Yeah that could work too. Actually Fecal Frenzy was going to be an album name for my other mythical band “Diaper Rash Kickstand” - I just stole it from that concept. I admit that I was considering my previous post to PJ where I mentioned that I am newly lactose intolerant (let’s just say milk has a different impact than it used to).


128 posted on 03/18/2011 12:25:17 PM PDT by jurroppi1
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To: PJ-Comix

No, but she is relating to MILKa. Ba-dum-pssh... I’ll be here all day.


129 posted on 03/18/2011 12:27:21 PM PDT by jurroppi1
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To: Charles Henrickson

Dulce de leche

yummmmmmmmmm......


130 posted on 03/18/2011 12:35:41 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day ("As government expands, liberty contracts." -- Ronald Reagan)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Thanks for the update ping. I visited earlier with my sole relationship to submariners in general. Actually, my submariner is a good guy. He wouldn't put up with the likes of a nadinbrzezinski, and has the caustic wit to bury her.
131 posted on 03/18/2011 1:00:59 PM PDT by bcsco
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To: Charles Henrickson
franksolich, I know you don’t do the DUmmie of the Year stuff till December, but for me personally, I’m going to do the John Charles Daly thing and flip over all the cards, panel, and proleptically award Know-it-all Nadin DUMMIE OF THE YEAR! I don’t see how anyone could top her in what she’s done just in these first three-and-a-half months! And I don’t think she’s SEEKING Top Primitive honors, either. I think her style just comes naturally to her.

I object :) by doing this the DU won't have any incentive to top Nadin, kind of like the fix is on, and Stinky the Clown will be very upset over this.

132 posted on 03/18/2011 1:44:19 PM PDT by Ballygrl
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To: hattend

LoL! Heyup!

“vote quimby”


133 posted on 03/18/2011 1:50:37 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions: $1.00 ~ Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: jurroppi1

Nothin gets by you!


134 posted on 03/18/2011 1:57:12 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions: $1.00 ~ Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Given I did have to make triage decisions due to the MEXICAN NATIONAL TRAIN COMPANY. . . . This is medical and disaster practice, with over 100 years of history, starting at WW I, by actually the FRENCH why the word TRIAGE is FRENCH.

I hate to burst Nadine's bubble but 'Triage' is also a word in German (I wondered why it wouldn't Auto Translate for me).

Triage. Related languages; TRIAGE is also a word in English & français
Web definitions (in Deutsch):
  • Die Triage (französisch vom Verb „trier“ = sortieren, deutsch auch Sichtung, Einteilung) ist ein aus der Militärmedizin herrührender Begriff für die – ethisch schwierige – Aufgabe, bei einem Massenanfall von Verletzten oder anderweitig Kranken darüber zu entscheiden, wie die knappen Mittel ..
    [de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triage]

  • In der Betriebswirtschaftslehre, speziell in der Wirtschaftsinformatik, spricht man von Triage, wenn die Segmentierung von Kundenwünschen bzw. externen Anforderungen gemeint ist.
    [de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triage_(BWL)]

  • Bestimmen der Handlungsreihenfolge während einer Notlage
    [www.definero.de/Lexikon/Triage]

I'm surprised some DUmmie didn't do some clicking and slap Nadine in the face with this.

an aaside: The next time anyone is at the Doctor's office and IF you have a GOOD relationship with him. Bring up his younger, 'Resident days' at a Hospital, then mention doing 'Triage' in the ER. Their reaction is usually like a punch to the gut with Brass Knuckles. It's one thing they really don't like talking about - them deciding who will live and who will die - and they're only 'kids' when doing so (They assume us 'regular people' don't know about it.).

135 posted on 03/18/2011 2:05:38 PM PDT by Condor51 (Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a Congressman. But I repeat myself. [Mark Twain])
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To: mylife

Only problem is that I only remember the stupid stuff like that. Earlier in the thread there was a mayor Quimby quote “you promised us dog or better” - that killed me (I can hear the Kennedyesque voice in my head as I type it.


136 posted on 03/18/2011 2:09:51 PM PDT by jurroppi1
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To: jurroppi1

Oh well.
It beats remembering stuff Obama says.


137 posted on 03/18/2011 2:14:45 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions: $1.00 ~ Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: jurroppi1

Oh well.
It beats remembering stuff Obama says.


138 posted on 03/18/2011 2:16:23 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions: $1.00 ~ Halfbaked: 50c)
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To: kalee
Yeah, and the milk is more stable than she is.

So is she just going to selfishly hoard all this milk, while children around her have none? That sounds like a heartless, mean-spirited rethug

Anyone else noticed that the "mean-spirited" designation is gaining in popularity again among dummies?

139 posted on 03/18/2011 4:11:03 PM PDT by NYpeanut
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To: Charles Henrickson

This is great! DUmmies out-triaging Know-It-All-Nadine! Can’t make this stuff up!


140 posted on 03/18/2011 4:29:02 PM PDT by luvie (I'd rather be a Tea Partier than a FLEEbagger! :))
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