Bill's Easy Chili

BillLawrenceOnline.Com ^ | 2-24-11

[Tribune7]

We checked out the results of several chili contests and were surprised to see that Hormel canned chili scored high in several of them, even winning one.

You just open a can of Hormel chili and heat it.

I think the canned stuff is all right for slathering on a hot dog but not to serve as real chili.

Here a recipe for some real stuff that almost as easy as heating up a can of chili and would win a Texas contest. Try it. It a real treat on a snowy winter day.

[mylife]

http://www.frostop.com/

[RoadKingSE]

Skyline Chili is inded the best.

If you have Harris-Teeter Grocery Stores in your area check the Frozen food section for Skyline Chili products.

[OldEagle]

"Followed by, as Billy Crystal says: a 'squat into a bowl of juice' "

Back in the day, external applications of vanilla ice cream was my coolant of choice.

[Hatteras]

"...Dave’s Insanity Sauce is a byproduct of Chernobyl and has the effect the next morning of a wood rasp."

And this is enjoyable exactly how?...

[Washi]

Ingredients are above directions:

1 pound ground beef
1 cup chopped onion
1/2 cup chopped green bell pepper
1 package of chili mix

I saw those ingredients.

The directions, however, call for the addition of chilies, tomatoes, tomato sauce, and beans but does not indicate how much of each should be added.

[rlmorel]

Gahhhh!

(The quote was from a Billy Crystal "Mahevelous" sketch with Willie and Frankie...)

Frankie: It's like the other day I was in my bathroom not doing nothing, just smelling the drain in the sink and I pulled down my pants, and then did this...and I grabbed one of those, uuuuh…

Willie: Double-edged disposable razors?

Frankie: Yeah! And I start shaving my hiney, you know?

Willie: Yeah?

Frankie: And let me tell you something, it got nicked up pretty good after about 20 minutes, so I ran into my, uuuuh…

Willie: Foyer?

Frankie: Yeah… and I squatted in bowl of juuuuuice....

[EQAndyBuzz]

And this is enjoyable exactly how?...

Depends if you like spicy chili. I prefer very hot chili. That’s why i said omit it if you like mild. Dave’s is definitely not for the feint of heart.

[jaugust]

Cumin is the one herb that I discovered which gives my chili the taste that I’m looking for. Also, I do not use beans. If I cook it for myself, I’ll add barley. Full of fiber and takes nothing away from the chili.