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My Magic Green Hat
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| February 23, 2011
Posted on 02/23/2011 2:37:46 PM PST by Travis McGee
The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my Magic Green Hat. When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.
I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
If you live in Texas, it might cut your wait time at the grocery store.
But…don’t try it at McDonald’s. The whole crew took off and left out the back door and l never got my order!
Here’s the hat:
TOPICS: Government; Humor
KEYWORDS: aliens; lamigra
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To: Travis McGee; Eaker; afnamvet; AK2KX; Ancesthntr; An Old Man; APatientMan; ApesForEvolution; ...
We need millions of those hats.
But they’re probably made in China for the Sportsmans Guide catalog.
To: Travis McGee
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posted on
02/23/2011 2:39:36 PM PST
by
SaxxonWoods
(Throw away your papers, blow up your TV...and set yourself free.)
To: Travis McGee
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posted on
02/23/2011 2:41:22 PM PST
by
FourPeas
To: Travis McGee
I have one of the older black ones, traded another hat for it in 1985.
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posted on
02/23/2011 2:41:30 PM PST
by
going hot
(Happiness is a Momma Deuce)
To: SaxxonWoods
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posted on
02/23/2011 2:44:46 PM PST
by
de.rm
(It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.)
To: Travis McGee
I have a navy blue FBI cap that one of my daughters gave me, but I don’t wear it very often.
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posted on
02/23/2011 2:46:58 PM PST
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: Travis McGee
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posted on
02/23/2011 2:50:10 PM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
To: Travis McGee
That’s not the same one I borrowed for deer hunting about six years ago.
But it’s still a damned fine hat to have!
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posted on
02/23/2011 2:52:30 PM PST
by
humblegunner
(Blogger Overlord)
To: Travis McGee
It should say La Migra (case they don’t read English)
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posted on
02/23/2011 2:54:30 PM PST
by
wolfcreek
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsd7DGqVSIc)
To: Travis McGee
LOL Good one! I think I’ll get me one of those hats!
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posted on
02/23/2011 2:56:23 PM PST
by
backwoods-engineer
(Any politician who holds that the state accords rights is an oathbreaker and an "enemy... domestic.")
To: Travis McGee
I have one... :-)
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posted on
02/23/2011 2:57:09 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(III%. The last line in the sand)
To: JoeProBono
LOL...
You know why God made beagles so cute?
SO YOU WON’T (INSERT EXPLETIVE DELETED HERE) KILL THEM!
(said with the bad word, as told to me by a former inveterate beagle owner...emphasis on the bad word!)
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posted on
02/23/2011 3:00:21 PM PST
by
rlmorel
(The Interstate Commerce Act...The Swiss Army Knife of Constitution Shredders everywhere!)
To: Travis McGee
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posted on
02/23/2011 3:01:34 PM PST
by
Daffynition
( Live EACH DAY as if it were your last, but EXPECT that there still may be a tomorrow.)
To: Travis McGee
Aye you're a cruel one, to be sure. Scaring off the barnacles and pumping out the bilge.
Have some grog!
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posted on
02/23/2011 3:03:11 PM PST
by
philman_36
(Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
To: Travis McGee; Chode
Hey! No knocking Sportsmansguide.com, they had free shipping again last weekend! ;^)
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posted on
02/23/2011 3:04:30 PM PST
by
DTogo
(High time to bring back the Sons of Liberty !!)
To: rlmorel
I hate those little mutts. All they ever do is escape and make noise.
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posted on
02/23/2011 3:04:41 PM PST
by
mamelukesabre
(Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
To: philman_36
Grog was a trend setter.
He was the FIRST four-letter caveman!
Great post!
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posted on
02/23/2011 3:10:14 PM PST
by
Leo Farnsworth
(I'm not really Leo Farnsworth.)
To: Travis McGee
tooo damn funny...!!!
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posted on
02/23/2011 3:15:25 PM PST
by
Chode
(American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
To: DTogo
German .308 $188/400rounds
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posted on
02/23/2011 3:16:54 PM PST
by
Chode
(American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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