(Wannabee) Hip-hop star die(s) after bottom implant

Nigerian Vanguard ^ | 10 Feb | Aliyu

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Nigerian born British wannabe hip-hop star, Claudia Aderotimi, died after an illegal cosmetic implant to enhance her bottom went tragically wrong.

But Claudia, of Hackney, East London, suffered chest pains after the injections and died in hospital. US cops are investigating.

She wanted the jabs because she thought having a bigger bottom would make her FAMOUS, heartbroken pals say.

Claudia was desperate to transform her image with cosmetic surgery so she could appear in music videos.

Friends revealed her confidence had dipped after she was dropped from a previous promo because her “booty” was too small.

But the £1,000 procedure, carried out in a budget Philadelphia hotel, ended in disaster when Claudia suffered agonising chest pains and died.

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What do we call it when you die after flying from London to a seedy Philadelphia Hampton Inn to have a transvestite non-physician inject industrial silicon into your hiney with a huge gauge needle and seal the puncture site with Krazy Glue?

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