Joan, you're already 75% plastic and staples. Just plasticize the rest, with a special seal around your mouth, and leave the rest of us alone.
“Sarah’s Jewish ancestry and the Israeli flag she always kept on her desk as governor were dead giveaways.”
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I wasn’t aware that Sarah Palin was of Jewish ancestry. What’s your source? According to mine, she is descended from folks who came to America on the Mayflower:
http://www.wargs.com/political/heath.html
- JP