[Charles Henrickson]

Sometimes a DUmmie is just a DUmmie.

[Choose Ye This Day]

In before the ping????

[Charles Henrickson]

PING!

[GeronL]

OK, why not?

Most common: starting life over as someone else
Getting super rich and buying a country or colonizing a planet (to get away from leftists)

Getting super rich and sending leftists to some Gore-forsaken planet

Exterminating leftists (always a fun dream)

sometimes its all of the above

[Charles Henrickson]

On a sad note, it’s been reported elsewhere on FR that FReeper Budge has passed away. Budge was a longtime DUFU Pingee and a frequent commenter on our threads.

[rockrr]

Being half-naked in public. . .

What’s so disturbing with them is which half...

[Choose Ye This Day]

I devoured her books

That will give you a tummy ache. No wonder you have such weird dreams! You can't devour a psych textbook right before bedtime!

[Persevero]

Hey, whaddaya know, they’re human!

I recognize more than a few of those scenarios.

[utherdoul]

top 10?

[Choose Ye This Day]

Requiescat in pace, Budge.

[freedumb2003]

I am not 100% sure you hit on gold this time Charles.

These dreams are pretty standard-issue stuff for all of us (half clothed, not ready for a test, even recurring dreams).

I guess I don’t see anything in this one that is particular to DUmmies nor the DUmmie worldview.

[mylife]

[PJ-Comix]

[Then PJ-Comix shows up with a bunch of coupons.]

I kept a real life Gollum in chicken wings via coupons but will write up that story later in The Coupon Whisperer.

[PJ-Comix]

I have to admit that I do have a reoccuring dream. I get it about 4 or 5 times a year. It is that somebody or something causes me to lose my beard either by shaving it off or via other means. And when I wake up the same thing always happens. The first thing is that I grab my beard to make sure it is still there and then breath a sigh of relief that it is.

Later this year marks the 20 year anniversary of my full beard.

[VeniVidiVici]

I think some of these DUmmies are confusing dreams with drug induced hallucinations.

[FDNYRHEROES]

I fear I may never make the top 10 or top business 10...

[JenniferCrawford]

Charles, you crack me up!

[Not A Snowbird]

School nightmare B: haven't been to class all term, and now, towards the end know I have to find it to pass.

I've had this one, over and over. In mine I haven't been to class all year (I forgot I had the class) and now I have to take the final. It's scary until I finally wake myself up and realize I graduated years ago.

[techcor]

Eating some cheeses are suppose to give weird dreams. I’ve tried some and do seem to dream deeper and stranger dreams. Google “stilton cheese dreams” sometime.

[hattend]

Seeing my dogs who are long-gone. They are playing on a hill and won't come when I call them.

Are they playing poker?

[hattend]

I also dream about sort of half-flying/half leaping... like the basketball team on Flubber, only the length of a football field.

I'd always have trouble walking. Like I was struggling against a stiff wind or trying to walk through thick molasses. In my dream, the only way I can propel myself forward is to turn around and walk backwards.

I've actually had these dreams myself. The flying one is because I think every man dreams of flight...the second one is probably due to a problem I am having in life that is particularly troubling to overcome.