[ALOHA RONNIE]

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NEVER FORGET

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During the 1960’s I personally witnessed several new Mommies coming in to ship their cars back to Hawaii (via Matson Lines http://www.Matson.com ) shortly after their giving birth elsewhere, inside or outside the Mainland United States.

These new Mommies were told by other Mommies present to just go to the Honolulu Officals and proclaim that thier newborns were born in Hawaii and a Birth Certificate showing so would be automatically produced.

It was THAT commonplace ..and well known about by many.. back then..!!!

This was during a 9-10 year window after Hawaiian Statehood when they could get away with it.

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NEVER FORGET

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[Kenny Bunk]

Ronnie, your point that
..... just go to the Honolulu Officals and proclaim that their newborns were born in Hawaii and a Birth Certificate showing so would be automatically produced....
is well known among the 20 or 30 Americans who can still read and write on the same day.

Just thank your lucky stars that Hawaiian Dog Licenses and Car Titles are on the up-and-up. Now that; that could lead to real trouble.

Hints to Abercrombie:
Move the filing cabinets. It might have slipped back there.
Did you look on the hall table?
Has the dog been constipated lately? I realize that you are probably an atheist or a kahuna of some modern kind, but
the Prayer to St. Anthony, Patron Saint of Lost Objects, may just work for you:

St. Anthony, St. Anthony,
I hope that you're around,
something has been lost,
and it must be found