Just thank your lucky stars that Hawaiian Dog Licenses and Car Titles are on the up-and-up. Now that; that could lead to real trouble.
Hints to Abercrombie:
Move the filing cabinets. It might have slipped back there.
Did you look on the hall table?
Has the dog been constipated lately? I realize that you are probably an atheist or a kahuna of some modern kind, but
the Prayer to St. Anthony, Patron Saint of Lost Objects, may just work for you:
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Twas not a legal Hawaiian Birth if new Mommies state for all to hear, including myself, outside Hawaii that her new born was born in another state, in Europe or in Africa.
Which I personally overheard several times during the 1960s.
Just thought Id add a first hand in person account to the mix on this Issue?
Also, Barack Obama was born during the very time period that the American People really fell in love with JFK on TV during his extraordinary televised live Preidential News Conferences. Greatly inspiring new Mommies and Daddies to groom their new offspring to be President of the United States someday.
Very, very common during the year 1961.
I know, I was there.
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