Top Ten Things We Can't Say Anymore: According to the Dept. of Homeland Security....

Theo Spark ^ | 1/14/11 | Theo Spark

[Nachum]

1. Target audience

2. The movie bombed

3. I have a question. “Shoot!”

4. Attack ad

5. He shot his big mouth off

6. Over my dead body!

7. Annie get your gun

8. Bullets over Broadway

9. Killer app

10. I almost died laughing

[Nachum]

According to the Dept. of Homeland Security the following words, phrases and idioms are henceforth verboten:....

Any additions to this list?..........:)

[Lorianne]

No more ...

[stansblugrassgrl]

11) She’s a pistol.

12) Wow. Look at those guns. Do you work out?

[FlingWingFlyer]

I asked a friend of mine about shopping at Target and he replied that we can still shop at Targets that ARE NOT located in college towns.

[stansblugrassgrl]

A couple more:

13) Both barrels

14) Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.

[JohnBrowdie]

dead drunk
dead to rights

[JohnBrowdie]

sudden death overtime.

[Political Junkie Too]

-PJ

[Political Junkie Too]

Sniping at each other.

-PJ

[Anima Mundi]

No more jello shots, shooting stars or referring to hazards as land mines.

[Kickass Conservative]

I was just running through the channels on Cable. Guess what CNBC is playing tonight, “Target, Inside the Bullseye”.

I kid you not.

[Bullish]

That kills me....Oops, is that on the list?

My bad.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

How about:

Well, bugger me!

“Fu*k you, you incompetent idiots”

“Ban this, my friend, pistol Pete” (pointing southward)

Bite me!

Son-of-a-gun!(Okay, we’ll change it to Son-of-a-Bitch in honor of DHS fearless leader Napolitano)

[Beowulf9]

IS THAT A GUN IN YOUR POCKET OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?

[NoLibZone]

The Jets really killed ‘em..

I’d kill for a good steak right now.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Forgot:

“I was just gunning my engine”

Banning Neil Young’s “Shooting Star”

No more stories about “Pistol Pete”

No more “Sex Pistols” records (which might be a good thing)

No more “Natural Born Killers” (a stinking movie)

No more “Day of the Gun” from Star Trek

No listening to John Lee Hooker’s blues classic “Boom, Boom, Boom”

No more “Johnny Got A Gun”

NO MORE ‘GUNNY SERGEANT”

Lee Ermey, where the hell are you now that we need you???

[NoLibZone]

I hope the Lakers blow the Celtics away this season

[Kickass Conservative]

Monica Lewinski gave President Clinton a Blow ...

[Jonestown Punch]

Praise the LORD, and pass the ammunition!

[smokingfrog]

In my sights

Hair trigger

Loose cannon

Riding shotgun

Reload

Point and Shoot