One Piper Piping: Pitt's "All I Want for Christmas"

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 26, 2010 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

[Rebelbase]

It appears that Pitt’s rage has mellowed from earlier years.

[Rainbow Rising]

When I lived downtown and my bar was only a few blocks away, the best nights I can remember. . . .

. . . were the ones that didn't end with you passed out on the floor?

[MaxMax]

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

I love that movie, Zooey is a sweetheart.

[bitt]

“Many were increasingly of the opinion that they’d all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.

And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, a girl sitting on her own in a small café in Rickmansworth suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and she finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything.

Sadly, however, before she could get to a phone to tell anyone about it, a terrible, stupid catastrophe occurred, and the idea was lost forever.

This is not her story.”.......

[Choose Ye This Day]

WillPitt: I wanna talk about ME, wanna talk about I
I wanna talk about Number One, oh my me my

[PJ-Comix]

I would probably have to do it tomorrow since I have to split out soon to West Palm Beach to see my folks. That will take all day. Maybe can do it tonight or if you want to take it, go ahead.

[Army Air Corps]

Yes, Pitt “borrowed” Adams’ line without attribution. In the real world, this is called plagiarism.

[Mr. Silverback]

Pitt is a Bruins fan? I knew there was a reason I stopped following hockey.

BTW, the most amazing thing about this episode is not that Pitt borrowed a line without attribution. It’s not that Moore quoted him. It’s the fact that MNoore had enough class to edit the swearing out of Pitt’s rant about the birth of Jesus. Now, if that ain’t a Christmas miracle...

Too bad that libs won’t take Moore and Pitt’s advice about helping the poor, as we know from study after study.

[Mr. Silverback]

She sings like an angel, too.

[Ditter]

I am amazed that pitt thinks anyone cares to read these tiny tidbits about his life.

[mikrofon]

Arrest that merry “gentleman.”

Let nothing rude display....

[mikrofon]

If you have two cloaks, give one away. Someone might even call that "socialism."

I'm Mister Pitt, Miser
I'm Mister 'Son'
I'm Mister Arse Blister,
Trust-fund Account: Two Hundred One

They call me Pitt, Miser
What ever I touch
Won't escape from my clutch-
I'm too much...

[pillut48]

"Kevin Spacey the actor came in one of those snowbound nights . . . and I got to lift a toast to Keyser Freakin' Soze. Beat that with a stick."

Who??? Over the years I've met Alan Alda, Gene Roddenberry, a whole bunch of the original Star Trek actors, Barry Manilow AND Sarah Palin (the best of all)! Woooot! Beat that with a night stick, LOL! ;-)

What a doofus this Pitt fellow is, Kevin Spacey?? Really??

[OldSmaj]

I am amazed that pitt thinks anyone cares to read these tiny tidbits about his life.

Well, apparently the dumb asses in DUmmieland hang on his every word.

No matter what he posts, it attracts the mouth-breathers and the heavy-sighers, the idiots and the nitwits, who hang on his every word.

And anyone that calls him out on his crap is tombstoned real quick.

I've met his father, who seems to have a little bit more on the ball than his son, but even still, the entire family seems to be textbook examples of stupidity and self-aggrandizement.

[pillut48]

“Thanks for all the FISHmas!”???

[Fantasywriter]

Thanks for the ping. On the plus side, Jesus was praised on DU, and that isn’t something you see every day. On the down side, Pitt came very close to quoting Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure: “Be excellent to each other”.

[Mr. Silverback]

That’s a bucket of win there, Mikey. Outstanding!

[Mr. Silverback]

So dish, dude...what were they like?