Playboy's Hefner announces Christmas engagement on Twitter

Reuters ^ | 12/26/2010

[Sprite518]

Hugh Hefner, the twice-married founder of Playboy, is taking the plunge again.

Hefner, 84, said on Saturday in a posting on Twitter that he and his girlfriend Crystal Harris, 24, got engaged on Friday

[MindBender26]

95yo farmer goes to Dr and says he wants a pre marital physical.

Dr checks him out, says he is in pretty good health and wants to know what he ‘expects’ out of his upcoming marriage to a 20 something.

Guy says, “Sex-Sex-Sex. Every morning, every afternoon, every night! Sex-Sex Sex”

Dr. says “You have to be careful. Sex is a good thing, but too much sex can be fatal.”

Guy says, “Well, Doc, if she dies, she dies!”

[MindBender26]

Remember Eschior. He would do Helen Thomas.

[Cardhu]

It is much tamer than the tabloids would have you believe. He fills the place with nubiles as wallpaper for his Mansion but most never even see him.

My niece, who worked for Disney, was several timeas a guest at the Playboy Mansion some 12, 14 years ago. In fact, that is where I had the police contact her when her father was taken to hospital in the south of Spain with a cardiac arrest. It is just like an hotel they have a guest list at the lodge and can page them. We both went there to be with him for the second bypass operation.

As is usual in these case of a second bypass in old age the heart is so weak as not to be able to function once they try to take them off the heart bypass machine.

These days they can do it without stopping the heart but not then.

[twister881]

The article bills his intended as an aspiring “actress.” Are you kidding me?..she’s already earned an Academy Award for this performance.

[Rebelbase]

ROTF!

[Rebelbase]

"I like to watch, Eve..."

[wardaddy]

u never can tell i guess

i’m in the deep south..i have seen closeted guys have families as beards and carry on with twinks everytime they could send the wives on shopping sprees

[wardaddy]

so what?

David Bowie is married and Iggy Pop has girlfriend he lives with in Miami

hell Calvin Klein was married to Kelly for years

and Diller is married to Furstenberg

many homosexuals like to have a family to go to

it’s very vfery common here in the South...have a wife and kids and hunt twinks under the radar

i actually have the book somewhere in my mom’s old book boxes...it’s in there...

[Balata]

Guys his age don’t use Viagra for the sex part. They use it to stop pissing on their shoes.

I thought it was used to keep them from rolling out of bed.

[verity]

"there was always the rumour"

Not a very authoritative source.:-)

[wardaddy]

it actually was not a rumour...it is in Linda Lovelace's book...which I have somewhere...inherited from my mother's large library which indeed did include everything from Linda Lovelace and Alan Watts to Ayn Rand and WFB...

now maybe Lovelace was lying...now Clemenza...another freeper known to me...recalls a similar story involving the same characters and place but slightly different hookup

you have two freepers here posting similar stories on Sammy Davis...

sorry to burst your bubble about him but it's not something that was just invented today from me and Clemenza

I remember my folks talking about it in the early 70s when her book came out...

i could care less but it plays into the whole perverted crap from Hef's public persona as stud muffing extraordinaire

Stud muffins don't let other men fellate them...it's a myth..like bisexuality

wiki

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_bisexual_people:_A%E2%80%93F

[wardaddy]

Sorry...forgot to html

Wiki on Sammy Here

[broken_arrow1]

Very funny!

[Outrance]

I don’t understand it myself. I liked being with one woman my whole life, being involved in my kids’ lives and doing stuff as a family. The “Playboy” life style has no appeal for me. I’ve had a lot of adventures in my life; Army, college, motorcycle club, etc. The “Clark Grizzwold” thing is more me. At Christmas my children come home and I can see the sum of my life in their smiling faces.

Having a bunch of gold diggers hang on you and having sex with women who have been around the block a few times creeps me out. I like the intimacy of a woman who has devoted her life to me and my children without regard for fame and fortune. That’s a major turn-on for me.

[MrMarbles]

I hope they have a big family.

[verity]

"it’s very vfery common here in the South...have a wife and kids and hunt twinks under the radar."

No wonder you guys lost the war.;-)

[zbogwan2]

I said he’d go out with a smile on his face. It’d be good for the old dog!

[zbogwan2]

Old Hefs been one lucky fellow all of his playboy life. He sure had the choice chicks for his pleasure,no doubt?

[angcat]

I may be a naive NY chick but I never heard of “hunt Twinks”. Are we saying Heff was gay also?

[verity]

I was quoting wardaddy.