DUmmie FUnnies 12-22-10 (Solstice plus Eclipse bigger deal to Moonbats than the "C" word)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 22, 2010 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

[infidel29]

I believe this total lunar eclipse is a sign. To interpret the sign is for someone more intelligent than I.

May I? Sh*t Happens.

[politicalmerc]

Depart from me you workers of iniquity for I never knew you.

[Charles Henrickson]

One of DUFU's best features is that each "Hee" gets its own exclamation point. It's definitely better that way.

That's a PJ-ism. I've always found it FUnnie, too!

[Newtoidaho]

I like how the DUmmies always describe their families as dysfunctional. What they are missing is that their families are probably mostly normal but can’t stand them due to their idiotic stark raving mad liberalism, and thus probably shun them at holidays.

[FDNYRHEROES]

Notice that these clowns celebrate Winter Solstice more than Summer Solstice...I wonder why that is...Oh yeah, maybe they’re trying to gloss over something more important to people not as elite as them...the old liberal switcheroo...

[jellybean]

You're right! This thread is crying out for a Double Rainbow!

[RatsDawg]

LOL! Thanks!

[Pinkbell]

OMG, Uncle Wind, Cousin Log, Brother Fire! I’m laughing so hard.

[Allegra]

So, the eclipse's energies are to be released on probably the most stressful days of dysfunctional family gatherings... and I am scheduled to be at my MIL's who (she and her dh) are militant R's of the tea party persuasion. . . . My dh is on a short fuse as he is not feeling well, over-tired from working nights and is a Union Man. My 18 y/o son is proud to be a member of the National Socialist Party. I think I'm just going to drink a lot of alcohol, laugh insensibly at everything no matter how inappropriate, allow my MIL to insult me and call me a drunk like my father and pass out early.

LOL - classic liberal. Absolutely classic.

[bcsco]

I've already had two major self-realizations since the eclipse. Amazing! They were both heavy.

No wonder the bathroom was tied up for so long...

Sorry, just couldn't help it.

[PJ-Comix]

Attention all Druids: There will be a bingo game following the Wednesday night Oak Worship Service.

[PJ-Comix]

BTW, I've seen several lunar eclipses but they pale in comparison to a TOTAL solar eclipse which is absolutely awesome. I've been in one and am looking forward to 2017 when a total solar eclipse crosses the central USA including Missouri. Take a look at this MAP of the solar eclipse as it crosses Missouri. You should be less than an hour driving distance from the blue line which is where you'll want to be. One thing you will notice is the rapid temperature drop. Plus the birds start acting very weird. For a couple of minutes you should have the sun blocked completely. They say you need to look at the sun through a filter but I cheated and looked when there was only a corona. Awesome. August 2017. Don't miss the total solar eclipse. BTW, check local weather conditions so you will be at the place on the blue line with the least chance of clouds.

[rdl6989]

eek! I have an appointment on the 21st at a mental health clinic to be evaluated. . . I will take this as a good omen. . . .

That post pretty much says it all about DU.

[exDemMom]

You might consider tapping with your friends. . . . tap between three and four a.m. . . . the black fractal tubes that are sent out by people’s darkness are fairly dormant.

Black fractal tubes? Is this person a schizophrenic? Come to think of it, how many neo-pagans *are* schizophrenic? The tendency of schizophrenics to have very real-seeming auditory and visual hallucinations could explain the belief in magic of many neo-pagans--they are incapable of distinguishing what is real.

[exDemMom]

Reading it isn’t as nearly mind numbing as actually hearing a group of these things taking about it. I thought it would be fun to taunt them, but, then I remembered that it isn’t safe to provoke those with mental illness.

That brings back memories of my childhood. The "classes" at the Unitarian "church." The encounter group session, or whatever that was. Yep, exDemMom was raised in this kind of culture.

[Uri’el-2012]

"They exchanged the truth of God for a lie, and worshiped and served created things rather than the Creator—who is forever praised. Amen." --Romans 1:25

If you are willing to review the Holy Word of G-d,
you will find NO support for a December 25 date
for the birth of Yah'shua.
But rather Dec 25 is the birth of a Pagan god.

You will however find support for His birth
during the YHvH commanded Feast of Sukkot.

John 1:14 And the Word became flesh, and
dwelt(tabernacled) among us,..

dwelt GSN<4637> skhno,w skenoo
Meaning: to have one’s tent, dwell
Origin: from 4633
Usage: dwell(3), dwelt(1), spread His tabernacle(1).
Notes: (1) Or tabernacled; i.e. lived temporarily (2) Or unique, only one of His kind (a) Rev 19:13 (b) Rom 1:3; Gal 4:4; Phi 2:7f; 1Ti 3:16; Heb 2:14; 1Jo 1:1f; 1Jo 4:2; 2Jo 1:7 (c) Rev 21:3 (d) Luk 9:32; Joh 2:11; Joh 17:22, Joh 17:24; 2Pe 1:16f; 1Jo 1:1 (e) Joh 1:17; Rom 5:21; Rom 6:14 (f) Joh 8:32; Joh 14:6; Joh 18:37

shalom b'SHEM Yah'shua HaMashiach