Now Christmas Is Just An "Expression"

The Looking Spoon ^ | 12-20-10 | Jared H. McAndersen

[The Looking Spoon]

NPR's Nina Totenburg redefining what Christmas is...

"I want to say one thing about the budget that didn't get passed,...these agencies, including the Defense Department, don't know how much money they've got and for what. And I was at – forgive the expression – a Christmas party at the Department of Justice and people actually were really worried about this...

See the video at Real Clear Politics

Wait a second. Christmas is now an expression? Don't get me wrong, I'm kind of open to the idea because thinking of Christmas as the day the Son of God was born was...forgive the expression...heavier than growning gravitational pull threatening the objects that orbit Michael Moore.

While we're at it what other expressions should we forgive?

Barack Obama should be in a certain type of database for the way he – forgive the expression – molests those teleprompters.

Joe Biden could never be a teacher because he – forgive the expression – is sharper than a deflated soccer ball.

Before becoming a justice on the Supreme Court Elena Kagan should have – forgive the expression – gained some relevant experience on American Idol.

Michelle Obama is a very stylish and modern First – forgive the expression – Lady.

Harry Reid fought really hard for the repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell because he is – forgive the expression – tired of only wearing the uniform for his Village People cover band.

The BP oil spill created a – forgive the expression – marine habitat for liberals.

Nancy Pelosi is not – forgive the expression – biodegradeable.

Rahm Emanuel wishes everyone – forgive the expression – a Merry F-ing C#*@$%mas.

NPR radio kind of – forgive the expression – makes my brain bleed out of my ears.

Luckily for Nina do you know who would forgive the expression of "Christmas Party?"......

[J Edgar]

Nina Totenburg is my enemy. Her persistent, far reaching, hideous stupidity renders her an effectual gnat in the stream of events. IMHO.

[The Antiyuppie]

Nina Totenberg is a (forgive the expression) - a @#$ @#$^ ^$%^$ who #$%#$ #$%#$ $%#. And then she #$#$ with it.

(...and then an entire paragraph that would certainly get me banned.)

Other than that, great gal. Real thinker.

[randog]

Although I don’t listen to the — pardon the expression — gal, I’m sure she’s an equal-opportunity offender. Why, I look forward to reading about her description of Cinco de Mayo celebrators as “drunken wetbacks”.

[1066AD]

Juan Williams was fired for less.

[Dilbert San Diego]

And the crazy thing is, that the liberals don’t understand why anyone would be upset with what she said. In their politically correct world, the word “Christmas” is banned. A good liberal girl such as Nina should not be attending a “Christmas party”.

[bigbob]

Amen! And the horse she rode in on!

[VeniVidiVici]

Totenkopf was just worried that her NPR handlers would fire her over mentioning the unmentionable.

[itssme]

Merry Christmas to....forgive the expression....Nina Totenkopf!