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DUmmie FUnnies 12-11-10 (Big Dog meets Little Obowwow: Clinton-Obama presser has DUmmies howling!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 11, 2010 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 12/11/2010 12:12:35 AM PST by Charles Henrickson

As if things couldn't be more stressful over in DUmmieland, now the denizens of Democratic Underground have TWO Democrat presidents to be angry at! President Obama invited former president Bill Clinton to the White House Friday, for a press conference to help sell the Obama Tax Cuts for the Evil Rich. So now the DUmmies are howling at BOTH "Big Dog" and the new pup, Bark Obowwow.

Tonight there are SCADS of threads to choose from on this, in both General Discussion: Presidency THREADS and General Discussion THREADS (too many to link individually).

Meanwhile, the other hot topic is the hero worship being accorded to filibustering Sen. Bernie Sanders, the SOCIALIST from the People's Republic of Vermont. Imagine, two DEMOCRAT Presidents being BLASTED, and a SOCIALIST senator being LIONIZED, on DEMOCRATIC Underground! Skinner and EarlG must either be about to go into "Locking" mode or else they've just given up!

So let us witness the POUNDING being given right now to Big Dog and Little Obowwow, in Rabid-Response Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, crying "Release the hounds!", is in the {brackets]:

Bill Clinton's Coming To The White House

[Hide the interns!]

Maybe the Secretary of State forgot her heart-healthy sack lunch

[Maybe Hilly and Billy want a little afternoon delight, a little nookie. . . . Eeeewww! Bad mental image there!]

I bet the WH will want Bill to go and seduce or bully the Dems who are revolting. . . .

[Isn't that all of them?]

I feel comforted! I have always felt safe when Big Dawg is in the oval office!

[Signed, Monica Lewinsky]

Clinton endorses tax deal following Oval Office powwow with Obama

[Powwow with Obowwow.]

Obama and Big Dog on MSNBC now!

Obama has left Bill to 'speak' alone.

[The teleprompter must be on the fritz.]

it makes Obama look devastatingly weak

[Little Barkie submits to the alpha male.]

It's weird! BO just standing next to Bill with a sillly grin on his face. It's like he brought his big brother to school to take on the bully.

[Black presidents gots to stand together!]

Now BO has left the room! Big Dog continues presser.

I bet Obama went offstage and threw up. This has got to be so humiliating for him!

[Barack Ovomit, Repuke.]

who advises the president? did they think this makes him look smart and strong?

[I think it was the brainstorm of that new adviser--oh, what is his name again? Grove! Kurt Grove!]

A scary thought. A President in over his head?

[It's above his pay grade.]

Can you imagine the 'phone call? "Hi Bill, are you busy this afternoon? I need you to sell my tax bill for me - they won't listen to me."

["A microphone? In the White House? And people there to listen to me and take my picture? Shoot, Ah am SO there!]

Obama ditches the Tax Cut presser to go spend time with Michelle!

[OK, the thought of Bill and Hillary was bad enough, but this. . . .]

Who is the president again?

[Clinton, Bush, Obama--same difference.]

I question the wisdom of leaving the room and leaving Bill Clinton in charge. . . .

[Keep an eye on the silverware!]

I wouldn't leave my wife waiting either. Even the president should think twice before standing up his wife.

[Especially a wife with shouders like the First Wookie. Yeah, I suppose you think Barry got that fat lip from "basketball"? Ha!]

I wonder if Clinton is going to give the State of the Union address next month?

["The era of Barry Government is over. . . ."]

It is completely surreal to see Bill Clinton standing in front of the White House insignia, calling on reporters, having them call him Mr. President, and then hear them address policy questions to him like he's still in office. You can tell he loves every second of it, too. . . .

[The Ego has landed.]

We have a lot of stuff, and much of it is at crisis level. But the chickens still elect Colonel Sanders - and NOT Bernie Sanders. "Stuck on stupid"

[Kentucky Fried Stupid.]

Can I borrow your gun?

[Wee Willie Pitt weighs in. Apparently he's ready for armed revolt.]

Will, are you drinking tonight? you are making ZERO sense.

[Which of those two things would be out of the ordinary?]

The world didn't come to the end, Satan did not sprout out of Cheney's stomach (like we all thought) and Bush did not usher into a demonic celebration of the planet. Time to have a drink, smoke a joint, do some f***ing yoga, and chill the f*** out for f***s sake.

[It's just a joint f***in' press conference.]

What is the over under on how long Clinton stands at the White House podium. . .he ain't leaving. .

[A Bridge to the 22nd Century.]

Sock it to 'em Big Dog! Take that 'progressives'.

[Sic 'em, Big Dog!]

Locking.

[In the doghouse with ya!]

Isn't Bill Clinton a dog whistling racist, race baiter?

[Bill Clinton is a MASTER baiter.]

Locking.

[Laughing.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: billclinton; clinton; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; obama
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"Say, I've got a basketball game in about 15 minutes. Do you think
you could you take over a while? I'll be back by, oh, June. . . ."

1 posted on 12/11/2010 12:12:41 AM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

Good Lord!


2 posted on 12/11/2010 12:14:13 AM PST by ReneeLynn (Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it*s the new black. Mmm Mmm Mmm.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...
Late-night PING!

This topic is HOT right now in DUmmieland, so I wanted to get it out tonight. And fortunately, Saturday is the one morning I can sleep in late.

3 posted on 12/11/2010 12:17:31 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (When Barry Met Bubba.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“This topic is HOT right now in DUmmieland”

Good report on the little red diaper doper babies.


4 posted on 12/11/2010 12:33:13 AM PST by AlexW
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To: Charles Henrickson

As Bartleby the Shrivener would say, “I prefer not to”. I don’t think Clinton’s leaving for awhile. Hands planted on the podium, wont even look at Obama. That doesn’t look like any type of submission to me.


5 posted on 12/11/2010 12:51:58 AM PST by swheats (All stop. Forward rudder)
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To: Charles Henrickson

You have a stronger stomach than I do.


6 posted on 12/11/2010 12:52:06 AM PST by Rocky (REPEAL IT!)
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To: swheats

Shrivener=Scrivener


7 posted on 12/11/2010 12:53:01 AM PST by swheats (All stop. Forward rudder)
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To: swheats

Remember when billy stood in the hanger after 0bama was sworn in...billy said something like, “I’m not gone yet.” That boy has to be dragged away from every party.


8 posted on 12/11/2010 12:53:49 AM PST by bannie (Gone to seed.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I wonder if Clinton is going to give the State of the Union address next month?

OMG now that made me laugh!


9 posted on 12/11/2010 12:57:49 AM PST by 240B (he is doing everything he said he wouldn't and not doing what he said he would)
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To: bannie

yep LOL


10 posted on 12/11/2010 12:59:40 AM PST by swheats (All stop. Forward rudder)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I sometimes wonder if Obama is even told everything that goes on around the world in his daily briefings. I mean if you were in charge of the nations inteligence, would you really want the O telling the wookie about it at night? I think GHWB, Clinton and GW at least knew what was going on, even if they didn’t always act on it but for some reason I don’t think Obama even has a clue.


11 posted on 12/11/2010 1:02:40 AM PST by eastforker (Visit me at http://www.eastforker.com)
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To: Charles Henrickson

General Discussion?

General Delusion


12 posted on 12/11/2010 1:11:10 AM PST by flowerplough (Pennsylvania today - New New Jersey meets North West Virginia. Or maybe we're North Alabama.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
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13 posted on 12/11/2010 1:13:39 AM PST by Cobra64
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To: Charles Henrickson

14 posted on 12/11/2010 1:26:53 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper (Eliminate the hostile artillery.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Will, are you drinking tonight? you are making ZERO sense.

Whiskey Rivers Pitt drinking? Surely you jest!

15 posted on 12/11/2010 1:41:53 AM PST by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013- The end of an error.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Wow. Top 20 before 5 a.m.


16 posted on 12/11/2010 2:46:44 AM PST by Mercat
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To: Charles Henrickson

How many Christmas parties are they having this month?


17 posted on 12/11/2010 3:10:57 AM PST by paudio (The differences between Clinton and 0bama? About a dozen of former Democratic Congressmen.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Wow. This is the richest DUFU ever. Wow, just wow. Thanks, Charles.


18 posted on 12/11/2010 3:26:31 AM PST by Irishgirl
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To: Charles Henrickson

We’re toast. We have no “bloodied leadership” left in Washington anymore. It’s like watching children playing “dress up” in their parents clothes, trying to fill their gargantuan shoes. I’ve got a real bad feeling about all this...


19 posted on 12/11/2010 3:28:35 AM PST by PowderMonkey (WILL WORK FOR AMMO)
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To: Irishgirl

Ever notice on these DU posts...yoga is alway mentioned. Must be something to all that bendin’ around lookin’ at your ass that makes these people weird.


20 posted on 12/11/2010 3:41:56 AM PST by BubbaJunebug
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