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DUmmie FUnnies 12-08-10 (DUmmies Give Up Hope...and Change)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 8, 2010 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/08/2010 7:31:47 AM PST by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies have given up all hope...and change as you can see by the very title of their THREAD, "We are f*cked." All because of the tax cut compromise proposed by Obama yesterday. What is really interesting about Obama's willingness to extend the Bush tax cuts is that is an admission by his administration that those tax cuts were effective in the first place and are important for the economy. When those tax cuts were first proposed nearly 10 years ago, the Democrats scoffed at them as being insignificant in helping the middle class. However, Obama is now admitting that they are so important for the middle class that he is now willing to extend them for the RIIIIIIIICCCCHHHHHHH. All this has sent the Democrats and the DUmmies into a state of deep funk. So let us now watch the DUmmies agonize over the Obama tax cuts cave in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that this will now become a BIG issue for the 2012 election, is in the [barackets]:

We are f*cked.

[If you say so.]

We are all supply siders now. We have set a precedent that cannot be undone.

[Good news. ObamaCare CAN be undone simply by withholding funding in Congress.]

We support taxcuts to get our economy going over whatever other processes available.

[Processes like forced collectivization.]

We support unlimited war and indefensible defense budgets.

[Like the unlimited war on poverty going on for over 40 years?]

We support massive deficits if it helps the wealthy.

[So that was the reason for ObamaCare.]

We support cuts in social programs if it helps the wealthy.

[Cut midnight basketball programs to help maintain the trust fund of William Rivers Pitt.]

Do not deceive yourself. There is no one looking out for you.

[John Kerry has your back.]

We are screwed.

[Ben Burch will do the honors and now on to the other DUmmies...]

it's depressing, so much for hope

[...And change. That's down the tubes too.]

Or change.

[I swear I didn't read that when I wrote my previous comment but, yeah, change is gone too. Thrown under the bus with hope.]

This is what happens when the Wall Street money people own both Parties.

[Timothy Geithner has your back.]

I am so incredibly sad.

[Boo hoo! You want a hankie?]

We are chaining ourselves to anvils and jumping overboard because we have decided everyone is entitled to their own version of reality and we can't agree that a temperature graph going up means the temperature is going up.

[In the DUmmie reality up is not the opposite of down but is three miles east of Philadelphia.]

NO no no no...I do have hope! and you won't take it away from me. how bad it was during the depression...then we got the New Deal! I will not give in to hopelessness....

[Don't give up hope. In 2013 President Christie will have a new deal.]

we can reverse it if we refuse to lie down and take it.

[No need to lie down. Just bend over and take it.]

Totally deflated. and angry

[You want Mr. Rogers to sing you a happy song?]

this is nonsense the whole thing

[t's a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
A beautiful day for a neighbor,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?]

I think what happened on December 12, 2000 was the death sentence for America. What happened the following year on September 11 was just the funeral pyre to commemorate it. How the hell do you recover from eight fascist years of the Bush/Cheney Imperial pResidency?!

[It's a neighborly day in this beautywood,
A neighborly day for a beauty,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?]

My gut told me in 1980 and again in 2000 that we were missing major jump points. There may not be another in time.

[I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you,
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.]

F*ck it. Guess I'll get high and listen to Pink Floyd while I still have food and electricity.

[So let's make the most of this beautiful day,
Since we're together, we might as well say,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?]

Exactly, this is a country run by and for millionaires and billionaires. We, the rest of the country get constantly thrown under the curb. Shit, I'm suprised these assholes haven't tried to bring back 1790's era politics where their class was the only one allowed to vote. It's pretty clear we don't matter.

[Won't you please,
Won't you please,
Please won't you be my neighbor?]


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KEYWORDS: barackobama; dummies; taxcuts
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I had some skepticism on another thread about the great deals at Walgreens. So yesterday I went there with my register rewards and coupons and purchased this:

L'Oreal Hair Tint for Women (my wife likes to tint her naturally brown hair a slight shade of red) which cost $8.99.

4 TV dinners.

2 cans Campbells soup.

Total cost came to over $16. So what did I spend out of pocket after register rewards and L'Oreal coupon (which are ubiquitous)? 67 cents. That's right. 67 cents. The only thing is most of my register rewards expire this Friday which is why I am "laundering" them by buying other stuff in order to get register rewards good for two weeks from now when I heard on the grapevine there will be some stupendous deals.

1 posted on 12/08/2010 7:31:52 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

First!


2 posted on 12/08/2010 7:32:41 AM PST by Poser (Enjoying tasty animals for 58 years)
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To: PJ-Comix

ibtp....maybe


3 posted on 12/08/2010 7:34:12 AM PST by GQuagmire (Hey now!)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


4 posted on 12/08/2010 7:35:00 AM PST by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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In before five and more DU head explosions


5 posted on 12/08/2010 7:39:14 AM PST by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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The DUmmies have totally lost their minds because Obama and some RINO’s announced a “deal” to scrap paygo and run up the deficit for never-ending unemployment benefits.

DeMint needs to filibuster so we can get a better deal next session.

But the DUmmie and liberal reaction is comedy gold.


6 posted on 12/08/2010 7:39:18 AM PST by GeronL
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TT&BTR!


7 posted on 12/08/2010 7:41:04 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Whether corruption is in politics, science, education, research, etc., always follow the money.)
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>>F*ck it. Guess I’ll get high and listen to Pink Floyd while I still have food and electricity. <<

Provided by Mom.


8 posted on 12/08/2010 7:43:07 AM PST by netmilsmom (Happiness is a choice.)
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Its the end of the world I tell ya


9 posted on 12/08/2010 7:44:13 AM PST by woofie
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Ruh Roh.... Troubles in paradise?

Such a shame. I hate to see these folks holidays ruined with all this toxic venom.

I wish I could buy these guys a coke, and we could recycle the bottle in perfect harmony.


10 posted on 12/08/2010 7:48:57 AM PST by mylife (Opinions ~ $1 Half Baked ~ 50c)
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F*ck it. Guess I'll get high and listen to Pink Floyd while I still have food and electricity.

Another 50yo Democrat living in momma's basement.

11 posted on 12/08/2010 7:51:22 AM PST by VeniVidiVici (What's black and white and red all over? HINT: Think White House)
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We are chaining ourselves to anvils and jumping overboard because we have decided everyone is entitled to their own version of reality

That Dummie was almost lucid.

12 posted on 12/08/2010 7:52:29 AM PST by mylife (Opinions ~ $1 Half Baked ~ 50c)
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Top 20!


13 posted on 12/08/2010 7:52:29 AM PST by Mr. Silverback (Anyone who says we need illegals to do the jobs Americans won't do has never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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We support massive deficits if it helps the wealthy.

[So that was the reason for ObamaCare.]

Class warfare is blatant at DUmmie land.


We support cuts in social programs if it helps the wealthy.

Ah yes. Social programs that have FAIL written all over them in congress.


Do not deceive yourself. There is no one looking out for you.

[John Kerry has your back.]

LOL. Now if only Tereza allows juan sKerry to spend a few bucks.


This is what happens when the Wall Street money people own both Parties.

[Timothy Geithner has your back.]

There are more millionares with a (d) behind their name than anyone realizes.


I think what happened on December 12, 2000 was the death sentence for America.

The DUmmies just can't get over 2000

14 posted on 12/08/2010 7:53:08 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Whether corruption is in politics, science, education, research, etc., always follow the money.)
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“Exactly, this is a country run by and for millionaires and billionaires. We, the rest of the country get constantly thrown under the curb. Shit, I’m suprised these assholes haven’t tried to bring back 1790’s era politics where their class was the only one allowed to vote. It’s pretty clear we don’t matter”

Awww.... while this DUMMIE dont matter, the Idea is valid. Lets make it so that only people who have served a minimum of 4 years in the service have the franchise to vote! Really vetrans are the only ones who should have the vote because they are the ones who were willing to lay down their lives for their country. Just a thought.


15 posted on 12/08/2010 7:54:07 AM PST by SouthernBoyupNorth ("For my wings are made of Tungsten, my flesh of glass and steel..........")
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Awww.... while this DUMMIE dont matter, the Idea is valid. Lets make it so that only people who have served a minimum of 4 years in the service have the franchise to vote!

And they should be the only paying taxes too?

How about those who get their money from government (taxpayers) NOT have a vote.

16 posted on 12/08/2010 7:57:20 AM PST by GeronL
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We . . . get constantly thrown under the curb.

The DUmmies are on a low-curb diet.

17 posted on 12/08/2010 8:00:16 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Democratic Undercurb.)
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F*ck it. Guess I'll get high and listen to Pink Floyd while I still have food and electricity.

Pink? Why not Blue?


18 posted on 12/08/2010 8:01:17 AM PST by mylife (Opinions ~ $1 Half Baked ~ 50c)
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How about those who get their money from government (taxpayers) NOT have a vote.

In one science fiction novel, anyone whose balance of payments TO the government exceeds their benefits FROM, by so much as one dollar, gets to vote. Works for me.

19 posted on 12/08/2010 8:13:43 AM PST by nina0113
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That’s a good idea.


20 posted on 12/08/2010 8:15:49 AM PST by GeronL (#7 top poster at CC, friend to all, nicest guy ever, +96/-14, ignored by 1 sockpuppet.. oh & BANNED)
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