[moovova]

Gubment should require everyone be issued an expandable, padded, cast iron casket at birth...to be worn every time you leave home. As you grow, the casket expands to accomodate your growth. Then, when you die (at the age of 147), you can be buried in it.

[bgill]

Or require bubble suits and ban anyone from leaving their couch.

People fall in their showers and drown in their tubs so ban bathing.

Mother’s milk contains cancer cells so ban breast feeding.

Hamburgers also contain cancer causing agents and lord knows what other toxins and it once moo’ed so ban them as well.

There’s toxins in the air so they might as well ban breathing whild they’re at it.

[Amos McCoy]

We can all live in bubbles.

[USS Alaska]

When my 12 year old grandson was deer hunting {got his deer with his first shot} I forgot to have him put on his bulletproof vest, Kevlar helmet, ear plugs and safety glasses.

The left would have me arrested for child abuse.